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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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VB000 Sun 04-Feb-24 17:18:24

They say elephants never forget
He remembers that toad, I would bet
He went up his trunk

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Gwyllt Sun 04-Feb-24 17:45:08

They say elephants never forget
He remembers that toad, I would bet
He went up his trunk
He looked like a punk

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biglouis Sun 04-Feb-24 20:59:32

They say elephants never forget
He remembers that toad, I would bet
He went up his trunk
He looked like a punk
Was a nasty surprise for the vet

Now tortoises move around slow

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Salti Mon 05-Feb-24 10:07:34

Now tortoises move around slow
Unlike the hare, he's all for show

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biglouis Mon 05-Feb-24 13:30:05

Now tortoises move around slow
Unlike the hare, he's all for show
Maybe slow, but steady

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Squiffy Mon 05-Feb-24 16:00:29

Now tortoises move around slow
Unlike the hare, he's all for show
Maybe slow, but steady
A race? … get ready

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GoldenLady Mon 05-Feb-24 17:30:04

Now tortoises move around slow
Unlike the hare, he's all for show
Maybe slow, but steady
A race? … get ready
How it ended, I think we all know

A gazelle is a really fast runner

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BrightandBreezy Mon 05-Feb-24 20:05:50

A gazelle is a really fast runner
I see them more in the summer

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Bellanonna Mon 05-Feb-24 20:20:08

A gazelle is a really fast runner
I see them more in the summer
So graceful to see

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biglouis Tue 06-Feb-24 00:44:18

A gazelle is a really fast runner
I see them more in the summer
So graceful to see
Running fast and free

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Gwyllt Tue 06-Feb-24 06:33:54

A gazelle is a really fast runner
I see them more in the summer
So graceful to see
Running fast and free
Fell over a bump what a bummer

Some people make running a habit

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VB000 Tue 06-Feb-24 08:57:50

Some people make running a habit
Any chance to run, they grab it

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biglouis Tue 06-Feb-24 09:11:28

Some people make running a habit
Any chance to run, they grab it
So they miss a lot in life

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GoldenLady Tue 06-Feb-24 14:38:34

Some people make running a habit
Any chance to run, they grab it
So they miss a lot in life
Like a husband or wife

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biglouis Tue 06-Feb-24 22:28:08

Some people make running a habit
Any chance to run, they grab it
So they miss a lot in life
Like a husband or wife
What a very odd world they inhabit

These winter days are dank and cold

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Gwyllt Tue 06-Feb-24 23:15:57

These winter days are dank and cold
To step outside you must be bold

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BrightandBreezy Tue 06-Feb-24 23:55:38

These winter days are dank and cold
To step outside you must be bold
But dog must be walked

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Gwyllt Wed 07-Feb-24 07:10:35

These winter days are dank and cold
To step outside you must be bold
But dog must be walked
Cats to be stslked

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crazyH Wed 07-Feb-24 11:29:17

These winter days are dank and cold
To step outside you must be bold
But dog must be walked
Cats to be stalked
‘Put the heating on’ I am told

But my coffers are now empty

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VB000 Wed 07-Feb-24 12:48:46

But my coffers are now empty
Oh my word, spent my last twenty

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crazyH Wed 07-Feb-24 15:26:22

But my coffers are now empty
Oh my word, spent my last twenty
I fancied a ride

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biglouis Wed 07-Feb-24 16:05:55

But my coffers are now empty
Oh my word, spent my last twenty
I fancied a ride
But I could not decide

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biglouis Thu 08-Feb-24 21:09:55

But my coffers are now empty
Oh my word, spent my last twenty
I fancied a ride
But I could not decide
So I still run my gas boiler plenty

I'd so love to travel to France

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Bellanonna Thu 08-Feb-24 21:19:23

I'd so love to travel to France
I’ll be off at the very first chance

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BrightandBreezy Thu 08-Feb-24 23:16:16

I'd so love to travel to France
I'll be off at the very first chance
Take a Paris tour

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