Limericks (July 23)

Should I just lie down and relax?
Forget about finance and tax?
Take a cruise instead?
With great food being fed?
And entertainment, to the max

I will then stretch out on the deck

Should I just lie down and relax?
Forget about finance and tax?
Take a cruise instead?
With great food being fed?

Should I just lie down and relax?
Forget about finance and tax?
Take a cruise instead?

Should I just lie down and relax?
Forget about finance and tax?

Perhaps dancing lessons I need
among flowers, I dance like a weed
Can't dance like Astaire
Or Ginger to be fair
I can never follow the lead

Should I just lie down and relax?

Perhaps dancing lessons I need
Among flowers, I dance like a weed
Can't dance like Astaire
Or Ginger, to be fair

Perhaps dancing lessons I need
Among flowers, I dance like a weed
Can't dance like Astaire

Perhaps dancing lessons I need
Among flowers, I dance like a weed

I much prefer to go dancing
It is much more life enhancing
The housework can wait
I'm out with my mate
Having fun twirling and prancing

Perhaps dancing lessons I need

I much prefer to go dancing
It is much more life enhancing
The housework can wait
I'm out with my mate

I much prefer to go dancing
It is much more life enhancing
The housework can wait

I much prefer to go dancing
It is much more life enhancing

Because Housework isn't my game
Duster and dishcloth are the same
Brushes idle sit
Do I care? Not a bit
Just don't really have any shame

I much prefer to go dancing

Because housework isn't my game
Duster and dishcloth are the same
Brushes idle sit
Do I care? Not a bit

Because housework isn't my game
Duster and dishcloth are the same
Brushes idle sit

Because housework isn't my game
Duster and dishcloth are the same

I'm happy to sit and relax
For two, three or four hours, max
Just reading a book
Then taking a look
At some quite easy household hacks.

Because housework isn't my game

I'm happy to sit and relax
For two, three or four hours, max
Just reading a book
Then taking a look

I'm happy to sit and relax
For two, three or four hours, max
Just reading a book

I'm happy to sit and relax
For two, three or four hours, max.

When young, I would climb every mountain
Drink water from every fountain
I was a bit wild
A mad, feral child
And now, happy memories I'm countin'

I'm happy to sit and relax

When young, I would climb every mountain
Drink water from every fountain
I was a bit wild
A mad, feral child

When young, I would climb every mountain
Drink water from every fountain
I was a bit wild

When young, I would climb every mountain
Bathe in Trafalgar Square fountain

When young, I would climb every mountain,
Drink water from every fountain