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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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GoldenLady Wed 11-Oct-23 15:43:43

Synchronised diving, anyone?
Sorry, such talents I have none
I can yodel and tap

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BrightandBreezy Wed 11-Oct-23 20:04:53

Synchronised diving, anyone?Sorry, such talents I have none
I can yodel and tap
Even sit on your lap

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VB000 Thu 12-Oct-23 09:16:33

Synchronised diving, anyone?
Sorry, such talents I have none
I can yodel and tap
Even sit on your lap
Limericks too! Excuse the pun!

(Winter) boots were made for walking

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crazyH Thu 12-Oct-23 12:43:01

Winter) boots were made for walking
And big mouths were made for talking

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BrightandBreezy Thu 12-Oct-23 16:32:44

Winter boots were made for walking
And big mouths were made for talking
With some tact I do hope

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Salti Thu 12-Oct-23 19:00:40

Winter boots were made for walking
And big mouths were made for talking
With some tact I do hope
My husband will cope

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GoldenLady Fri 13-Oct-23 15:55:37

Winter boots were made for walking
And big mouths were made for talking
With some tact I do hope
My husband will cope
And shut up while hunting and stalking

The deer herd now truly abound

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BrightandBreezy Fri 13-Oct-23 19:47:20

The deer herd now truly abound
As I'm filming don't make a sound

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VB000 Mon 16-Oct-23 09:11:35

The deer herd now truly abound
As I'm filming don't make a sound
A Bambi passed by

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BrightandBreezy Thu 19-Oct-23 01:13:25

The deer her now truly abound
As I'm filming don't make a sound
A Bambi passed by
With a low soft cry

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Salti Thu 19-Oct-23 11:34:31

The deer her now truly abound
As I'm filming don't make a sound
A Bambi passed by
With a low soft cry
I fell in the lake, almost drowned

I once got lost driving my car

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GoldenLady Thu 19-Oct-23 15:31:19

I once got lost driving my car
The GPS didn't let me get far

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BrightandBreezy Thu 19-Oct-23 20:11:05

I once got lost driving my car
The GPS didn't let me get far
I got out a map

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VB000 Fri 20-Oct-23 09:23:24

I once got lost driving my car
The GPS didn't let me get far
I got out a map
And got in a flap

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BrightandBreezy Sat 21-Oct-23 01:16:45

I once got lost driving my car
The GPS didn't let me get far
I got out a map
And got in a flap
So gave up and drank at a bar

Maybe I should just go by train

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henetha Sat 21-Oct-23 10:09:50

Maybe I should just go by train
Unless they are on strike again

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crazyH Sat 21-Oct-23 11:24:12

Maybe I should just go by train
Unless they are on strike again
Shall I hitch a ride ?

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henetha Sun 22-Oct-23 10:29:19

Maybe I should just go by train
Unless they are on strike again
Shall I hitch a ride ?
Would you be my guide?

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BrightandBreezy Sun 22-Oct-23 16:50:52

Maybe I should just go by train
Unless they are on strike again
Shall I hitch a ride?
Would you be my guide?
I'm quite good mannered and tame.

I have heard that manners make man

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VB000 Mon 23-Oct-23 09:38:34

I have heard that manners make man
Even though he drives a big white van

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Salti Mon 23-Oct-23 10:21:34

I have heard that manners make man
Even though he drives a big white van
A knight of the road

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BrightandBreezy Mon 23-Oct-23 17:57:48

I have heard that manners make man
Even though he drives a big white van
A knight of the road
Who never acts cold

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henetha Tue 24-Oct-23 11:02:13

I have heard that manners make man
Even though he drives a big white van
A knight of the road
Who never acts cold
But does drive too close when he can!

I think we should leave a good gap

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VB000 Tue 24-Oct-23 12:55:06

I think we should leave a good gap
Just in case we take a short nap

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crazyH Tue 24-Oct-23 13:12:49

I think we should leave a good gap
Just in case we take a short nap
Don’t nod off, in case

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