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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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crazyH Mon 02-Dec-24 10:16:09

They were filming a Great White Whale
An extraordinary tale
He swam by the reef
The fish had a ‘beef’

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52bright Mon 02-Dec-24 14:21:57

They were filming a Great White Whale
An extraordinary tale
He swam by the reef
The fish had a 'beef'
Came real close and we all went pale

The boat was rocking on the sea

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65KL Mon 02-Dec-24 20:56:09

The boat was rocking on the sea
Up and down - I have to go pee

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GoldenLady Tue 03-Dec-24 15:05:25

The boat was rocking on the sea
Up and down - I have to go pee
The whale's name is Moby

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52bright Wed 04-Dec-24 23:24:56

The boat was rocking on the sea
Up and down - I have to go pee
The whale's name is Moby
Has a mate, Toby

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crazyH Wed 04-Dec-24 23:40:26

The boat was rocking on the sea
Up and down - I have to go pee
The whale's name is Moby
Has a mate, Toby
Together they have a baby.

Memories of Shamu come to mind

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VB000 Thu 05-Dec-24 11:29:36

Memories of Shamu come to mind
The name "Killer Whale" seemed unkind

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52bright Thu 05-Dec-24 13:32:25

Memories of Shamu come to mind
The name 'Killer Whale' seemed unkind
She had a sad fate

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crazyH Thu 05-Dec-24 14:44:18

Memories of Shamu come to mind
The name 'Killer Whale' seemed unkind
She had a sad fate
Locked in by a gate

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65KL Fri 06-Dec-24 05:02:01

Memories of Shamu come to mind
The name 'Killer Whale' seemed unkind
She had a sad fate
Locked in by a gate
Death was the only freedom to find

The dolphins have come out to play

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henetha Fri 06-Dec-24 10:13:03

The dolphins have come out to play
"Dive in and join us" they say,

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VB000 Fri 06-Dec-24 10:29:02

The dolphins have come out to play
"Dive in and join us" they say,
I jumped off the ship

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crazyH Fri 06-Dec-24 10:53:09

The dolphins have come out to play
"Dive in and join us" they say,
I jumped off the ship
And was set adrift

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GoldenLady Fri 06-Dec-24 14:57:59

The dolphins have come out to play
"Dive in and join us" they say,
I jumped off the ship
And was set adrift
And had a most glorious day

Swimming with dolphins is fun

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52bright Fri 06-Dec-24 22:11:18

Swimming with dolphins is fun
Though it's something I've never done

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Gwyllt Sat 07-Dec-24 00:14:30

Swimming with dolphins is fun
Though it's something I've never done
A splash of his tail

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52bright Sat 07-Dec-24 16:52:13

Swimming with dolphins is fun
Though it's something I've never done
A splash of his tail
On the yacht I sail

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henetha Tue 10-Dec-24 10:59:31

Swimming with dolphins is fun
Though it's something I've never done
A splash of his tail
On the yacht I sail
So I threw him a big currant bun.

He came alongside and just smiled

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crazyH Tue 10-Dec-24 11:53:14

He came alongside and just smiled
But his partner, she was quite riled

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VB000 Tue 10-Dec-24 14:19:14

He came alongside and just smiled
But his partner, she was quite riled
Bun had been eaten

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Jane71 Tue 10-Dec-24 17:27:52

He came alongside and just smiled
But his partner, she was quite riled
Bun had been eaten
She knew she was beaten

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GoldenLady Thu 12-Dec-24 17:02:09

He came alongside and just smiled
But his partner, she was quite riled
Bun had been eaten
She knew she was beaten
And acted just like a child

Still better than swimming with sharks

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crazyH Thu 12-Dec-24 17:45:49

Still better than swimming with sharks
Or chased by a bulldog that barks

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52bright Fri 13-Dec-24 01:33:56

Still better than swimming with sharks
Or chased by a bulldog that barks
Both of these might bite

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GoldenLady Fri 13-Dec-24 15:04:24

Still better than swimming with sharks
Or chased by a bulldog that barks
Both of these might bite
Or cause lots of fright

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