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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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GoldenLady Sat 23-Dec-23 15:24:53

White Christmas - a thing of the past?
Or will snowflakes arrive here at last?

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Juliet27 Sat 23-Dec-23 10:43:22

You see, he likes his bird done right
He likes it all trussed up quite tight
With stuffing inside
A source of great pride
But just think of the poor bird’s plight.

White Christmas - a thing of the past?

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GoldenLady Fri 22-Dec-23 15:54:51

You see, he likes his bird done right
He likes it all trussed up quite tight
With stuffing inside
A source of great pride

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Juliet27 Fri 22-Dec-23 07:39:03

You see, he likes his bird done right
He likes it all trussed up quite tight
With stuffing inside

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crazyH Fri 22-Dec-23 00:33:38

You see, he likes his bird done right
He likes it all trussed up quite tight

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65KL Fri 22-Dec-23 00:12:03

Christmas is almost upon us
Let's hope it dosent cause a fuss
Just a big roast fowl
Cooked well, I won't howl
Hope Uncle John wont start to cuss

You see, he likes his bird done right

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BrightandBreezy Thu 21-Dec-23 23:47:20

Christmas is almost upon us
Let's hope it doesn't cause a fuss
Just a big roast fowl
Cooked well, I won't howl

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VB000 Thu 21-Dec-23 09:04:04

Christmas is almost upon us
Let's hope it doesn't cause a fuss
Just a big roast fowl

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65KL Thu 21-Dec-23 03:28:48

Christmas is almost upon us
Let's hope it dosent cause a fuss

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nanna8 Thu 21-Dec-23 02:15:35

And what I ensued next I won’t say
Give us a clue,oh please, I pray
Just won’t be polite
Don’t mind,it’s alright
I’ll swear and get on with my day!

Christmas is almost upon us

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crazyH Thu 21-Dec-23 01:22:55

And what I ensued next I won't say
Give us a clue, oh please, I pray
Just won't be polite
Dont mind, it’s alright

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BrightandBreezy Wed 20-Dec-23 23:12:29

And what I ensued next I won't say
Give us a clue, oh please, I pray
Just won't be polite

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crazyH Wed 20-Dec-23 16:16:17

And what ensued next I won't say
Give us a clue, oh please, I pray

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GoldenLady Wed 20-Dec-23 15:49:53

He bought me a great Christmas gift
Oh joy, it's a bright red stairlift!
Can I borrow it please ?
To save dodgy knees,
No, I'll need it as downward I drift.

And what ensued next I won't say

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henetha Wed 20-Dec-23 10:13:44

He bought me a great Christmas gift
Oh joy, it's a bright red stairlift!
Can I borrow it please ?
To save dodgy knees,

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crazyH Wed 20-Dec-23 10:11:44

He bought me a great Christmas gift
Oh joy, it's a bright red stairlift!
Can I borrow it please ?

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VB000 Wed 20-Dec-23 10:02:51

He bought me a great Christmas gift
Oh joy, it's a bright red stairlift!

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BrightandBreezy Tue 19-Dec-23 20:40:59

Please don't tell my grown up kids that
As Mick lives in the downstairs flat
He's got mistletoe
And said ''Ho Ho Ho!''
''When you want me upstairs, just tap''

He bought me a great Christmas gift

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GoldenLady Tue 19-Dec-23 15:47:38

Please don't tell my grown up kids that
As Mick lives in the downstairs flat
He's got mistletoe
And he said, "Ho Ho Ho!"

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VB000 Tue 19-Dec-23 13:31:17

Please don't tell my grown up kids that
As Mick lives in the downstairs flat
He's got mistletoe

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Juliet27 Tue 19-Dec-23 08:38:41

Please don't tell my grown up kids that
As Mick lives in the downstairs flat 🫢

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BrightandBreezy Tue 19-Dec-23 01:51:55

The reindeer were friendly and quick
But at one point I felt quite sick
Far too much booze
I'm off for a snooze
And I'm taking my good friend Mick

Please don't tell my grown up kids that

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Squiffy Sun 17-Dec-23 12:20:23

The reindeer were friendly and quick
But at one point I felt quite sick
Far too much booze
I’m off for a snooze

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Salti Sun 17-Dec-23 11:16:53

The reindeer were friendly and quick
But at one point I felt quite sick
Far too much booze

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crazyH Fri 15-Dec-23 16:49:43

The reindeer were friendly and quick
But at one point I felt quite sick

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