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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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Juliet27 Sat 30-Mar-24 07:46:04

In future I'll drive my own car
No knives or snoring, I'll go far
Yes, that would be best,
Services, for rest
For company I’ve raised the bar

When my Uncle Ted got married

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crazyH Wed 27-Mar-24 16:27:17

In future I'll drive my own car
No knives or snoring, I'll go far
Yes, that would be best,
Services, for rest

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GoldenLady Wed 27-Mar-24 13:22:45

In future I'll drive my own car
No knives or snoring, I'll go far
Yes, that would be best

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VB000 Wed 27-Mar-24 09:13:17

In future I'll drive my own car
No knives or snoring, I'll go far

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Salti Tue 26-Mar-24 15:52:08

That was the worst trip of my life
Was a source of trouble and strife
I stretched out and slept
Then I just wept
When a man approached with a knife

In future I'll drive my own car

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Gwyllt Mon 25-Mar-24 16:15:24

That was the worst trip of my life
Was a source of trouble and strife
I stretched out and slept
Then I just wept

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crazyH Mon 25-Mar-24 15:03:24

That was the worst trip of my life
Was a source of trouble and strife
I stretched out and slept

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52bright Mon 25-Mar-24 14:57:09

That was the worst trip of my life
Was a source of trouble and strife

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GoldenLady Mon 25-Mar-24 13:30:12

That train ride was terribly boring
Neighbour fast asleep and snoring
Mouth was quite agape
Wished I could escape
But outside, the rain began pouring

That was the worst trip of my life

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henetha Mon 25-Mar-24 10:52:04

That train ride was terribly boring
Neighbour fast asleep and snoring
Mouth was quite agape
Wished I could escape

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VB000 Mon 25-Mar-24 09:06:24

That train ride was terribly boring
Neighbour fast asleep and snoring
Mouth was quite agape

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Salti Sun 24-Mar-24 16:14:24

That train ride was terribly boring
Neighbour fast asleep and snoring

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GoldenLady Sun 24-Mar-24 14:27:58

I'll splash out on a First Class coach
Hopefully won't see a cockroach
Seating was comfy
Ride wasn't bumpy
Next limerick: a new approach

That train ride was terribly boring

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52bright Sat 23-Mar-24 23:14:25

I'll splash out on a First Class coach
Hopefully won't see a cockroach
Seating was comfy
Ride wasn't bumpy

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Gwyllt Fri 22-Mar-24 10:59:54

I’ll splash out on a First Class coach,
Hopefully won't see a cockroach
Seating was comfy

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henetha Fri 22-Mar-24 10:50:07

I’ll splash out on a First Class coach,
Hopefully won't see a cockroach,

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crazyH Fri 22-Mar-24 10:39:10

Been away but I'm home again
Back in my own cozy den
The rooms are dusty
Smell a bit musty
Think I will go off on the train

I’ll splash out on a First Class coach

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Salti Fri 22-Mar-24 09:38:34

Been away but I'm home again
Back in my own cozy den
The rooms are dusty
Smell a bit musty

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crazyH Fri 22-Mar-24 01:10:12

Been away but I'm home again
Back in my own cozy den
The rooms are dusty

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GoldenLady Thu 21-Mar-24 21:30:55

Been away but I'm home again
Back in my own cozy den

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VB000 Thu 21-Mar-24 12:55:57

Do you travel to places exotic?
Yes, peaceful and not chaotic,
I need to relax
Not worry about tax
Making me feel less robotic

Been away but I'm home again

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crazyH Tue 19-Mar-24 17:14:18

Do you travel to places exotic?
Yes, peaceful and not chaotic,
I need to relax
Not worry about tax

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GoldenLady Tue 19-Mar-24 15:28:21

Do you travel to places exotic?
Yes, peaceful and not chaotic,
I need to relax

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henetha Tue 19-Mar-24 10:24:18

Do you travel to places exotic?
Yes, peaceful and not chaotic,

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GoldenLady Mon 18-Mar-24 14:57:24

My Vet, he’s got sticky fingers
On his hands my cat’s fur lingers
Where has his hand been?
It's not very clean
This poem doesn't have any zingers

Do you travel to places exotic?

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