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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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GoldenLady Mon 12-Feb-24 15:48:15

In the country he stays on the lead
Although there is really no need
Love to chase a hare
Avoids a brown bear
And commands he refuses to heed

I like a cold drink with ice

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BrightandBreezy Thu 15-Feb-24 23:46:50

I like a cold drink with ice
Gin, tonic and lemon is nice

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GoldenLady Sat 17-Feb-24 15:22:35

I like a cold drink with ice
Gin, tonic and lemon is nice
Best in the summer

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BrightandBreezy Tue 20-Feb-24 01:22:59

I like a cold drink with ice
Gin, tonic and lemon is nice
Best in the summer
Drank with a lover

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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 08:22:21

:22BrightandBreezy

I like a cold drink with ice
Gin, tonic and lemon is nice
Best in the summer
Drank with a lover
And never considering the price

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SeaWoozle Tue 20-Feb-24 09:09:03

Sorry...forgot the next bit...

If you like a banana with dinner

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BrightandBreezy Wed 21-Feb-24 00:13:57

If you like a banana with dinner
It might help you get much thinner

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GoldenLady Wed 21-Feb-24 15:47:28

If you like a banana with dinner
It might help you get much thinner
But I'm thin enough now

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SeaWoozle Fri 23-Feb-24 01:42:18

If you like a banana with dinner
It might help you get much thinner
But I'm thin enough now
Not the size of a cow

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BrightandBreezy Sat 24-Feb-24 01:24:16

If you like a banana with dinner
It might help you get much thinner
But I'm thin enough now
Not the size of a cow
No need for you to get slimmer

Tonight I will drink some red wine

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SeaWoozle Sat 24-Feb-24 01:26:39

Tonight I will drink some red wine
Just the finest, while I dine

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GoldenLady Sat 24-Feb-24 15:46:14

Tonight I will drink some red wine
Just the finest, while I dine
About wine, I'm a snob

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SeaWoozle Sat 24-Feb-24 18:32:50

Tonight I will drink some red wine
Just the finest, while I dine
About wine, I'm a snob
I like corn on the cob

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BrightandBreezy Mon 26-Feb-24 00:34:47

Tonight I will drink some red wine
Just the finest, while I dine
About wine, I'm a snob
I like corn on the cob
And to finish a gin with lime.

It's not cheap to eat out these days

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GoldenLady Mon 26-Feb-24 14:14:53

It's not cheap to eat out these days
No matter what food's on the trays

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crazyH Mon 26-Feb-24 14:29:47

It's not cheap to eat out these days
No matter what food's on the trays
So I’ll order it in

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SeaWoozle Mon 26-Feb-24 22:16:06

It's not cheap to eat out these days
No matter what food's on the trays
So I’ll order it in
And sit by the bin

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crazyH Mon 26-Feb-24 22:31:25

It's not cheap to eat out these days
No matter what food's on the trays
So I’ll order it in
And sit by the bin
And throw the containers away

I love fried rice and barby ribs

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Feb-24 08:57:26

I love fried rice and barby ribs
I must make sure to wear the bibs

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SeaWoozle Thu 29-Feb-24 09:17:00

Juliet27

I love fried rice and barby ribs
I must make sure to wear the bibs

They cover my fingers

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Feb-24 10:01:32

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henetha Thu 29-Feb-24 10:37:07

I love fried rice and barby ribs,
I must make sure to wear the bibs,
They cover my fingers,
The aroma lingers,

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Juliet27 Sat 02-Mar-24 10:33:15

I love fried rice and barby ribs,
I must make sure to wear the bibs,
They cover my fingers,
The aroma lingers
But the next time I bags first dibs

Nothing as good as roast dinner

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GoldenLady Tue 05-Mar-24 00:12:25

Nothing as good as roast dinner
A good roast is always a winner

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henetha Tue 05-Mar-24 10:31:48

Nothing as good as roast dinner
A good roast is always a winner
Spuds fluffy and crisp

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