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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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GoldenLady Mon 27-Nov-23 15:58:02

Sorry, was in the wrong place. Ignore the above.

The parrots had a great idea
That makes me a bit scared I fear
They kidnapped the cat
Told him he was fat
The parrot is "no more," I hear.

He turned up in a Monty Python skit

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crazyH Mon 27-Nov-23 18:40:49

He turned up in a Monty Python skit
On his shoulders was a blue tit

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BrightandBreezy Mon 27-Nov-23 22:42:09

He turned up in a Monty Python skit
On his shoulders was a blue tit
Had plenty to say

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VB000 Thu 30-Nov-23 10:04:51

He turned up in a Monty Python skit
On his shoulders was a blue tit
Had plenty to say
Spam on a Sunday?

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GoldenLady Thu 30-Nov-23 15:43:33

He turned up in a Monty Python skit
On his shoulders was a blue tit
Had plenty to say
Spam on a Sunday?
And the Spanish Inquisition, to wit!

It's time for a limerick that's calm

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BrightandBreezy Mon 04-Dec-23 00:26:51

It's time for a limerick that's calm
One that's funny but does no harm

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GoldenLady Mon 04-Dec-23 14:10:29

t's time for a limerick that's calm
One that's funny but does no harm
But those are so boring

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BrightandBreezy Mon 04-Dec-23 21:49:58

I'm it's time for a Limerick that's calm
One that's funny but does no harm
But those are so boring
We'll all end up snoring

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crazyH Tue 05-Dec-23 00:02:40

Its time for a Limerick that's calm
One that's funny but does no harm
But those are so boring
We'll all end up snoring
And wake up our young neighbour Sam

Now, he’s not one to be messed with

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VB000 Tue 05-Dec-23 10:53:39

Now, he’s not one to be messed with
He is the stuff of urban myth

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Salti Wed 06-Dec-23 20:27:51

Now, he’s not one to be messed with
He is the stuff of urban myth
He loves martial arts

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BrightandBreezy Wed 06-Dec-23 23:57:06

Now he's not one to be messed with
He is the stuff of urban myth
He loves martial arts
And likes baking tarts

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VB000 Sat 09-Dec-23 11:12:29

Now he's not one to be messed with
He is the stuff of urban myth
He loves martial arts
And likes baking tarts
Keeping peel but binning the pith

The Christmas market in full flow

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crazyH Sat 09-Dec-23 14:41:57

The Christmas market in full flow
Must go there, I need a red bow

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Squiffy Sat 09-Dec-23 15:18:36

The Christmas market in full flow
Must go there, I need a red bow
Some tinsel and bells

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crazyH Sat 09-Dec-23 15:29:35

The Christmas market in full flow
Must go there, I need a red bow
Some tinsel and bells
Colourful nail gels

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BrightandBreezy Sun 10-Dec-23 00:35:21

The Christmas market in full flow
Must go there, I need a red bow
Some tinsel and bells
Colourful nail gels
So festive you couldn't feel low

I bought some lights to hang outside

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GoldenLady Sun 10-Dec-23 15:34:56

I bought some lights to hang outside
I'll hang them myself, with some pride

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crazyH Sun 10-Dec-23 15:39:07

I bought some lights to hang outside
I'll hang them myself, with some pride
My neighbours will be

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Salti Sun 10-Dec-23 21:41:24

I bought some lights to hang outside
I'll hang them myself, with some pride
My neighbours will be
So surprised to see.....

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VB000 Tue 12-Dec-23 14:05:08

I bought some lights to hang outside
I'll hang them myself, with some pride
My neighbours will be
So surprised to see.....
Santa taking me out for a ride

The mulled wine and cider were great

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BrightandBreezy Tue 12-Dec-23 22:06:18

The mulled wine and cider were great
Had a bit too much with my mate

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crazyH Wed 13-Dec-23 00:54:20

The mulled wine and cider were great
Had a bit too much with my mate
We got all ‘giddy’

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Squiffy Fri 15-Dec-23 13:09:14

The mulled wine and cider were great
Had a bit too much with my mate
We got all ‘giddy’
Giggled like a kiddie

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GoldenLady Fri 15-Dec-23 16:36:02

The mulled wine and cider were great
Had a bit too much with my mate
We got all ‘giddy’
Giggled like a kiddie
But sat down for dinner at eight

The reindeer were friendly and quick

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