July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

The feather boa was fuchsia pink
It made me look quite cool, I think
Depends on your taste
It's worn round my waist

The feather boa was fuchsia pink
It made me look quite cool, I think
Depends on your taste
It's worn round my waist
A bit daring, trimmed with mink

A fashion show doesn't help me

A fashion show doesn't help me
I'd rather have a cup of tea

A fashion show doesn't help me
I'd rather have a cup of tea
To wear on your head?

A fashion show doesn't help me
I'd rather have a cup of tea
To wear on your head?
No, to take to bed

A fashion show doesn't help me
I'd rather have a cup of tea
To wear on your head?
No, to take to bed
On my head would be fun to see.

I like to stay up late at night

I like to stay up late at night
This time of year, I think I might

I like to stay up late at night
This time of year, I think I might
TV dramas abound

I like to stay up late at night
This time of year, I think I might
TV dramas abound
Some of them quite sound

I like to stay up late at night
This time of year, I think I might
TV dramas abound
Some of them quite sound
And others to give you a fright

So get out the popcorn and chocs

So get out the popcorn and chocs
Then relax and stare at the box

So get out the popcorn and chocs
Then relax and stare at the box
Or read a good book

So get out the popcorn and chocs
Then relax and stare at the box
Or read a good book
One worth a long look

So get out the popcorn and chocs
Then relax and stare at the box
Or read a good book
One worth a long look
While wearing my long woolly socks

She had to catch an early bus

She had to catch an early bus
Getting out on time was a fuss

She had to catch an early bus
Getting out on time was a fuss,
Fed the dog and cat.

She had to catch an early bus
Getting out on time was a fuss,
Fed the dog and cat
Grabbed a floppy hat

She had to catch an early bus
Getting out on time was a fuss,
Fed the dog and cat
Grabbed a floppy hat
Tripped on the mat, boy, did she cuss !!!

Wash your mouth out, my mum would say

Wash your mouth out, my mum would say
But she's down on the floor, there's no way!

Wash your mouth out, my mum would say
But she's down on the floor, there's no way!
Mum chasing with soap

Wash your mouth out, my mum would say
Bur she's down on the floor, there's no way!
Mum chasing with soap
Made anyone mope

Wash your mouth out, my mum would say
But she’s down on the floor, there’s no way!
Mum chasing with soap
Made anyone mope
And she will not catch me today!

Tomorrow we must turn clocks back

Tomorrow we must turn clocks back
Extra hour when we’ve hit the sack

Tomorrow we must turn clocks back
Extra hour when we’ve hit the sack
Enjoy a lie in

Tomorrow we must turn clocks back
Extra hour when we’ve hit the sack
Enjoy a lie in
The months are flyin'