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July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

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Juliet27 Sat 08-Jul-23 14:41:28

It’s going to be one those days
So much wrong in so many ways

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VB000 Mon 18-Sept-23 10:11:17

My neighbour Rex, he is a pest
He makes sure I get no rest
He barks day and night !
He's not very bright
My other neighbour (Felix) is best

Either asleep or loves a stroke

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henetha Mon 18-Sept-23 11:02:51

Either asleep or loves a stroke
And, thank goodness, he's not yet 'woke'

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VB000 Wed 20-Sept-23 11:25:10

Either asleep or loves a stroke
And, thank goodness, he's not yet 'woke'
He's here on the mat

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Crocus5 Wed 20-Sept-23 17:48:56

Either asleep or loves a stroke
And, thank goodness, he’s not yet “woke”
He’s here on the mat
Beside the dear cat

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crazyH Wed 20-Sept-23 23:32:50

Either asleep or loves a stroke
And, thank goodness, he’s not yet “woke”
He’s here on the mat
Beside the dear cat
Having a sip of Diet Coke

I’m not saying we are overweight

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Crocus5 Thu 21-Sept-23 08:19:31

I’m not saying we’re overweight
But there’s often much on my plate

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crazyH Thu 21-Sept-23 13:37:14

I’m not saying we’re overweight
But there’s often much on my plate
Love stodgy puddings

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VB000 Thu 21-Sept-23 13:52:39

I’m not saying we’re overweight
But there’s often much on my plate
Love stodgy puddings
Any sweet somethings

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crazyH Thu 21-Sept-23 16:14:40

I’m not saying we’re overweight
But there’s often much on my plate
Love stodgy puddings
Any sweet somethings
My little sister’s cake I ate.

I’m paying the price , all bum and tum,

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Salti Thu 21-Sept-23 20:57:42

I’m paying the price , all bum and tum,
Probably why I feel so glum

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crazyH Thu 21-Sept-23 21:07:28

I’m paying the price , all bum and tum,
Probably why I feel so glum
Wish I could be slim

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Crocus5 Thu 21-Sept-23 21:26:18

I’m paying the price, album and tum
Probably why I feel so glum
Wish I could be slim
Have to join a gym

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VB000 Fri 22-Sept-23 10:49:35

I’m paying the price, all bum and tum
Probably why I feel so glum
Wish I could be slim
Have to join a gym
And work out till it all feels numb

I'm on the treadmill and the bike

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henetha Fri 22-Sept-23 10:56:22

I'm on the treadmill and the bike,
Great, but I'm going out for a hike,

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GoldenLady Fri 22-Sept-23 15:18:02

I'm on the treadmill and the bike,
Great, but I'm going out for a hike,
The scenery is fine

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Salti Sat 23-Sept-23 09:07:18

I'm on the treadmill and the bike,
Great, but I'm going out for a hike,
The scenery is fine
The sun might just shine

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crazyH Sat 23-Sept-23 10:16:52

I'm on the treadmill and the bike,
Great, but I'm going out for a hike,
The scenery is fine
The sun might just shine
Gran will join me on her red trike

Like Pied Piper, kids follow her

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GoldenLady Sat 23-Sept-23 15:03:47

Like Pied Piper, kids follow her
Though she sees everything in a blur

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Grany Sun 24-Sept-23 18:38:26

Like Pied Piper, kids follow her
Though she sees everything in a blur
A little deaf too

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Crocus5 Mon 25-Sept-23 13:36:17

Like Pied Piper, kids follow her
Though she sees everything in a blur
A little deaf too
And dressed all in blue

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crazyH Mon 25-Sept-23 13:48:05

Like Pied Piper, kids follow her
Though she sees everything in a blur
A little deaf too
And dressed all in blue
And a neck scarf made of fake fur

As for Grandad, he’s happy to

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VB000 Tue 26-Sept-23 08:59:30

As for Grandad, he’s happy to
Stick his Airfix models with glue

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henetha Tue 26-Sept-23 09:52:22

As for Grandad, he’s happy to
Stick his Airfix models with glue,
Then go down the pub

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Salti Wed 27-Sept-23 08:50:44

As for Grandad, he’s happy to
Stick his Airfix models with glue,
Then go down the pub
A real social hub

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henetha Wed 27-Sept-23 10:50:46

As for Grandad, he’s happy to
Stick his Airfix models with glue,
Then go down the pub
A real social hub,
I hope he avoids covid or flu.

He's having jabs for both next week

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