July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

I'd get a chauffeur driven car
For company, I'll take my Pa
Sounds a real good plan
He'll want to take Nan
But better not tell that to Ma.

His mother always wants to come

I'd get a chauffeur driven car
For company, I'll take my Pa
Sounds a real good plan
he’ll want to take Nan

I'd get a chauffeur driven car
For company, I'll take my Pa
Sounds a real good plan

I'd get a chauffeur driven car
For company, I’ll take my Pa

Might as well try to be jolly
'Cos moaning too much is folly
Get out and have fun
Don't become a nun
Rob a bank and enjoy some 'lolly'

I'd get a chauffeur driven car

Might as well try to be jolly
'Coz moaning too much is folly
Get out and have fun
Don’t become a nun

Might as well try to be jolly
'Coz moaning too much is folly
Get out and have fun

Might as well try to be jolly
'Coz moaning too much is folly

But I've been poor all of my life
Hand me down clothes were all the rife
No fun in the sun
Might as well be a nun
I've had enough turmoil and strife!

Might as well try to be jolly

But I've been poor all of my life
Hand me down clothes were all the rife
No fun in the sun
Might as well be a nun

But I've been poor all of my life
Hand me down clothes were all the rife
No fun in the sun

But I've been poor all of my life
Hand me down clothes were all the rife

They thought that I might be a witch
And tossed me down into a ditch
It was dark and damp
There was no street lamp
It never happens to the rich.

But I've been poor all of my life

They thought that I might be a witch
And tossed me down into a ditch
It was dark and damp
There was no street lamp

They thought that I might be a witch
And tossed me down into a ditch
It was dark and damp

They thought that I might be a witch
And tossed me down into a ditch

My happy memories will remain
As I sigh wistfully in vain
I dream of the time
When I was in my prime
Now dating's too much of a pain

They thought that I might be a witch

My happy memories will remain
As I sigh wistfully in vain
I dream of the time
When I was in my prime

My happy memories will remain
As I sigh wistfully in vain
I dream of the time

My happy memories will remain
As I sigh wistfully in vain

I have a soft spot for Jeff
He cooks lovely meals, he's a chef
Looks like George Clooney
I go all swoony
A plate of crumbs is all that's left

My happy memories will remain

I still have a soft spot for Jeff
His looks are great but what a chef!

I have a soft spot for Jeff
He cooks lovely meals, he's a chef
Looks like George Clooney
I go all swoony

I still have a soft spot for Jeff
He cooks lovely meals, he's a chef
Looks like George Clooney

I still have a soft spot for Jeff
He cooks lovely meals, he's a chef