July 23 Limerick (continuation of July 21)

I need some to go on a cruise
I plan to ignore the world news
Relax on the deck
Though it costs a big cheque
It's only the money I'll lose

There I'll be, where buffets abound

There I'll be, where buffets abound
And the lapping of water, sweet sound

There I'll be where buffets abound
And the lapping of water, sweet sound
Chill with gin and lime

There I'll be where buffets abound
And the lapping of water, sweet sound
Chill with gin and lime
And have a good time

There I'll be where buffets abound
And the lapping of water, sweet sound
Chill with gin and lime
And have a good time
Wait till the dancers co e around

There once was a rich old spinster

There once was a rich old spinster
Who lived in York, near the Minster,

There once was a rich old spinster
Who lived in York, near the Minster,
Despite her great wealth

There once was a rich old spinster
Who lived in York, near the Minster,
Despite her great wealth
She suffered bad health

There once was a rich old spinster
Who lived in York, near the Minster,
Despite her great wealth
She suffered bad health
And her other home was near Westminster

She longed for a home in the tropics

She longed for a home in the tropics
Was one of her favoured topics

She longed for a home in the tropics
Was one of her favoured topics
A place in the sun

She longed for a home in the tropics
Was one of her favoured topics
A place in the sun
Where she could have fun

She longed for a home in the tropics
Was one of her favoured topics
A place in the sun
Where she could have fun
And avoid any neurotics

Though she gets nervous when flying

Though she gets nervous when flying
There’s nothing that stops her trying

Though she gets nervous when flying
There’s nothing that stops her trying
She's on her way south

Though she gets nervous when flying
There’s nothing that stops her trying
She's on her way south
To breezy Weymouth

Though she gets nervous when flying There's nothing to stop her trying
She's on her way south
To breezy Weymouth
Says prefers to Spain but lying

She"ll overcome her fear next year

She'll overcome her fear next year,
She's going to fly over the pier,

She'll overcome her fear next year,
She's going to fly over the pier,
Batman will help her

She'll overcome her fear next year,
She's going to fly over the pier,
Batman will help her
Keep her mind a blur

She'll overcome her fear next year,
She's going to fly over the pier,
Batman will help her
Keep her mind a blur,
But his cloak might just interfere.

He does tend to wave it around,

She'll overcome her fear next year,
She's going to fly over the pier,
Batman will help her
Keep her mind a blur
She is really quite a dear

And then her feet started to itch

And then her feet started to itch
She wished to a boat she could switch

And then her feet started to itch
She wished to a boat she could switch
And sail all the seas

And then her feet started to itch
She wished to a boat she could switch
And sail all the seas
Towards the Chinese,