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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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nanna8 Mon 18-Sept-23 10:09:26

I don’t like the wind and the rain
My poor dog is dripping again
The washing’s all wet

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crazyH Mon 18-Sept-23 10:17:45

I don't like the wind and the rain
My poor dog is dripping again
And dreaming of sun
And going for a run (Not really )

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Scribbles Mon 18-Sept-23 18:07:17

I don't like the wind and the rain
My poor dog is dripping again
And dreaming of sun
And going for a run (Not really )
Such weather is always a pain.

My boots leak, my tootsies are wet

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Juliet27 Mon 18-Sept-23 21:26:24

My boots leak, my tootsies are wet
Last week I was all of a sweat

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crazyH Mon 18-Sept-23 21:28:06

My boots leak, my tootsies are wet
Last week I was all of a sweat
There’s rain on the sill

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Scribbles Mon 18-Sept-23 22:20:10

My boots leak, my tootsies are wet
Last week I was all of a sweat
There’s rain on the sill,
It's pouring down, still

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crazyH Mon 18-Sept-23 22:37:03

My boots leak, my tootsies are wet
Last week I was all of a sweat
There’s rain on the sill,
It's pouring down, still
Our dear gardens’ needs will be met

Water bills will be cut in half

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henetha Mon 18-Sept-23 23:18:19

Water bills will be cut in half,
Really? Are you having a laugh?

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Squiffy Mon 18-Sept-23 23:26:53

Water bills will be cut in half,
Really? Are you having a laugh?
A hosepipe ban looms

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VB000 Tue 19-Sept-23 10:28:09

Water bills will be cut in half,
Really? Are you having a laugh?
A hosepipe ban looms
All good for mushrooms

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henetha Tue 19-Sept-23 10:31:25

Water bills will be cut in half,
Really? Are you having a laugh?
A hosepipe ban looms
All good for mushrooms
I'm growing some now, in the bath.

Not poisonous ones, just button

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Salti Tue 19-Sept-23 10:37:46

Not poisonous ones, just button
They'll go quite well with the mutton

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FarNorth Tue 19-Sept-23 11:23:50

Not poisonous ones, just button
They'll go quite well with the mutton
If I catch a sheep

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VB000 Wed 20-Sept-23 11:27:20

Not poisonous ones, just button
They'll go quite well with the mutton
If I catch a sheep
Not a lamb, they leap!

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GoldenLady Wed 20-Sept-23 14:41:01

Not poisonous ones, just button
They'll go quite well with the mutton
If I catch a sheep
Not a lamb, they leap!
And then I would end up with nuttin'.

Minerva thought she was a beauty

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crazyH Wed 20-Sept-23 23:57:48

Minerva thought she was a beauty,
She changed her name to Miss Cutie

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Elrel Thu 21-Sept-23 01:35:24

Minerva thought she was a beauty
She changed her name to Miss Cutie
Her shape was quite curvy

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Salti Thu 21-Sept-23 11:08:36

Minerva thought she was a beauty
She changed her name to Miss Cutie
Her shape was quite curvy
She was so nervy

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Mollygo Thu 21-Sept-23 11:44:48

Minerva thought she was a beauty
She changed her name to Miss Cutie
Her shape was quite curvy
She was so nervy
But posing, she thought was her duty.

I’ve just had a manicure now

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crazyH Thu 21-Sept-23 13:32:12

I’ve just had a manicure now
The beautician, she was a cow

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VB000 Thu 21-Sept-23 13:50:22

I’ve just had a manicure now
The beautician, she was a cow
Been cut to the quick

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Bellanonna Thu 21-Sept-23 21:16:14

I’ve just had a manicure now
The beautician, she was a cow
Been cut to the quick
Now feeling quite sick

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Salti Thu 21-Sept-23 21:24:02

I’ve just had a manicure now
The beautician, she was a cow
Been cut to the quick
Now feeling quite sick
And left now with only one eyebrow

I passed on the bikini wax

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Mollygo Fri 22-Sept-23 00:00:57

I passed on the bikini wax
With thoughts of the pain that it packs

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 22-Sept-23 08:25:27

I passed on the bikini wax
With thoughts of the pain that it packs
Too sensitive, I fear

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