Gransnet forums

Games

Page 19 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

(1001 Posts)
Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Sat 19-Aug-23 18:58:35

I see food, and to my surprise
The calories I analyse

Add comment | Report
lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Aug-23 19:56:20

I see food, and to my surprise
It's too appealing, now my size

Add comment | Report
Wyllow3 Sat 19-Aug-23 21:38:57

I see food, and to my surprise
It's too appealing, now my size
Means Salad and water

Add comment | Report
crazyH Sat 19-Aug-23 22:36:50

I see food, and to my surprise
It's too appealing, now my size
Means Salad and water,
Lettuce, no matter

Add comment | Report
Wyllow3 Sat 19-Aug-23 22:53:45

I see food, and to my surprise
It's too appealing, now my size
Means Salad and water,
Lettuce, no matter
Definitely no more French Fries.

After a week I got on the scales

Add comment | Report
crazyH Sat 19-Aug-23 23:13:41

After a week I got on the scales
I weighed as much as hay, two bales

Add comment | Report
Wyllow3 Sun 20-Aug-23 00:18:28

After a week I got on the scales
I weighed as much as hay, two bales
Then the mice ran right out

Add comment | Report
henetha Sun 20-Aug-23 09:59:05

After a week I got on the scales
I weighed as much as hay, two bales
Then the mice ran out
I chased them about

Add comment | Report
Bellanonna Sun 20-Aug-23 10:53:11

After a week I got on the scales
I weighed as much as hay, two bales
Then the mice ran out
I chased them about
Then went off to paint my nails

But I’m ditching the diet for now

Add comment | Report
Salti Sun 20-Aug-23 11:37:32

But I’m ditching the diet for now
Off on holiday to Macau

Add comment | Report
p0Sy Sun 20-Aug-23 15:50:14

But I'm ditching the diet for now
Off on holiday to Macau
As it's legal to gamble

Add comment | Report
lizzypopbottle Sun 20-Aug-23 17:58:06

But I'm ditching the diet for now
Off on holiday to Macau
As it's legal to gamble
I'm going to scramble

Add comment | Report
Wyllow3 Mon 21-Aug-23 00:06:06

But I'm ditching the diet for now
Off on holiday to Macau
As it's legal to gamble
I'm going to scramble
With all my know-how

The first night I won a great deal

Add comment | Report
crazyH Mon 21-Aug-23 00:21:46

The first night I won a great deal
Took my fancy man for a meal

Add comment | Report
nanna8 Mon 21-Aug-23 08:29:55

The first night I won a great deal
Took my fancy man for a meal
I proposed a toast

Add comment | Report
Wyllow3 Mon 21-Aug-23 12:04:24

The first night I won a great deal
Took my fancy man for a meal
I proposed a toast
I was having a boast

Add comment | Report
FarNorth Mon 21-Aug-23 12:42:22

The first night I won a great deal
Took my fancy man for a meal
I proposed a toast
I was having a boast
And came out with quite a long spiel.

My man said "You think you're so smart!"

Add comment | Report
Salti Mon 21-Aug-23 13:18:27

My man said "You think you're so smart!"
"With I.Q. that's way off the chart"

Add comment | Report
Wyllow3 Mon 21-Aug-23 13:47:33

My man said "You think you're so smart!"
"With I.Q. that's way off the chart"
I simpered and blushed

Add comment | Report
p0Sy Mon 21-Aug-23 14:37:34

My man said "You think you're so smart!"
"With I.Q. that's way off the chart"
I sImpered and blushed
Looking smug and quite flushed

Add comment | Report
GoldenLady Mon 21-Aug-23 14:55:47

My man said "You think you're so smart!"
"With I.Q. that's way off the chart"
I sImpered and blushed
Looking smug and quite flushed
And common sense just fell apart.

The next thing I knew, I was broke

Add comment | Report
Squiffy Mon 21-Aug-23 14:57:55

My man said "You think you're so smart!"
"With I.Q. that's way off the chart"
I sImpered and blushed
Looking smug and quite flushed
‘til he said, “You look like a tart!” blush

I belted upstairs in a huff

Add comment | Report
Squiffy Mon 21-Aug-23 15:01:46

The next thing I knew, I was broke
My life’s wheel had a broken spoke

Add comment | Report
lizzypopbottle Mon 21-Aug-23 15:34:18

The next thing I knew I was broke
My life's wheel had broken a spoke
I began to climb trees

Add comment | Report
crazyH Mon 21-Aug-23 16:36:41

The next thing I knew I was broke
My life's wheel had broken a spoke
I began to climb trees
Which swayed in the breeze

Page 19 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion