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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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Juliet27 Thu 03-Aug-23 08:41:12

I'm often asked 'Are you a model?'
"For ducks?" Have you seen my waddle?
I can strike a pose

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Wyllow3 Thu 03-Aug-23 09:34:46

there was a double answer above so gone with first one:

I'm often asked 'Are you a model?'
"For ducks?" Have you seen my waddle?
I'm so far from glam
Tho I do have a fan

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crazyH Thu 03-Aug-23 09:58:50

I'm often asked 'Are you a model?'
"For ducks?" Have you seen my waddle?
I'm so far from glam
Tho I do have a fan
He’s always up for a ‘coddle’

He isn’t the one that you think

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henetha Thu 03-Aug-23 10:15:06

He isn’t the one that you think,
Oh crikey! I've now gone quite pink

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VB000 Thu 03-Aug-23 10:56:45

He isn’t the one that you think,
Oh crikey! I've now gone quite pink
Just the thought of him

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Salti Thu 03-Aug-23 12:17:50

He isn’t the one that you think,
Oh crikey! I've now gone quite pink
Just the thought of him
My own Tiny Tim

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Aug-23 16:17:47

He isn't the one that you think
Oh crikey! I've now gone quite pink
Just the thought of him
My one Tiny Tim
But sadly, he made my heart sink.

His fidelity was a problem

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foxie48 Thu 03-Aug-23 17:55:58

His fidelity was a problem
Women? He loved all of them

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Salti Thu 03-Aug-23 18:00:42

His fidelity was a problem
Women? He loved all of them
A real Don Juan

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Juliet27 Thu 03-Aug-23 19:25:47

His fidelity was a problem
Women? He loved all of them
A real Don Juan
Can’t miss a come on

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fancythat Thu 03-Aug-23 20:37:27

His fidelity was a problem
Women? He loved all of them
A real Don Juan
Can’t miss a come on
But the last we shall see of him

Am I walking better these days

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Squiffy Thu 03-Aug-23 21:11:06

Am I walking better these days
I went through a wobb-er-ly phase

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p0Sy Thu 03-Aug-23 21:42:33

Am I walking better these days
I went through a wobb-er-ly phase
With a hop skip and jump

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fancythat Thu 03-Aug-23 22:20:10

Am I walking better these days
I went through a wobb-er-ly phase
With a hop skip and jump
But never a bump

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Wyllow3 Thu 03-Aug-23 22:26:48

fancythat

Am I walking better these days
I went through a wobb-er-ly phase
With a hop skip and jump
But never a bump

Am I walking better these days
I went through a wobb-er-ly phase
With a hop skip and jump
But never a bump
We will ALWAYS find our ways!

Now our Don Juan had an idea

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Salti Thu 03-Aug-23 22:37:38

Now our Don Juan had an idea
About starting a new career

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p0Sy Thu 03-Aug-23 22:44:56

Now our Don Juan had an idea
About starting a new career
I'd like to drive lorries

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Juliet27 Fri 04-Aug-23 07:57:59

Now our Don Juan had an idea
About starting a new career
I'd like to drive lorries
To search out quarries

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Bellanonna Fri 04-Aug-23 09:24:03

Now our Don Juan had an idea
About starting a new career
I'd like to drive lorries
To search out quarries
And earn enough money for beer

He ended up selling used cars

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VB000 Fri 04-Aug-23 09:50:09

He ended up selling used cars
To the ladies he'd met in the bars

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Squiffy Fri 04-Aug-23 10:26:13

He ended up selling used cars
To the ladies he'd met in the bars
Using wily charms

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Wyllow3 Fri 04-Aug-23 10:29:33

He ended up selling used cars
To the ladies he'd met in the bars
Using wily charms
In the car - in his arms

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foxie48 Fri 04-Aug-23 11:52:49

He ended up selling used cars
To the ladies he'd met in the bars
Using wily charms
In the car - in his arms
Said he'd show them the moon and stars

But now he has lost his good looks

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 04-Aug-23 13:52:21

But now he has lost his good looks
How to get back in their good books?

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fancythat Fri 04-Aug-23 14:14:32

But now he has lost his good looks
How to get back in their good books?
He could cook a meal

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