Limericks 18 (cont'd)

And he raised his glass to each meal
He loved his wine so much, I feel
He did make me smile
But after a while
When drunk, the food starts to congeal.

Moderation is best, I think

And he raised his glass to each meal
He loved his wine so much, I feel
He did make me smile
But after a while

And he raised his glass to each meal
He loved his wine so much, I feel
He did make me smile

And he raised his glass to each meal
He loved his wine so much, I feel

The food I eat should be enjoyed
Not picked at, on the plate, or toyed
I love to munch
Both dinner and lunch,
Like the late, flamboyant Keith Floyd.

And he raised his glass to each meal

The food I eat should be enjoyed
Not picked at, on the plate, or toyed
I love to munch
Both dinner and lunch

The food I eat should be enjoyed
Not picked at, on the plate, or toyed
I love to munch

The food I eat should be enjoyed
Not picked at, or on the plate, toyed

An hour glass figure’s out of reach
More like a football on the beach
Although I diet
I keep it quiet
About calories I will not screech

The food I eat should be enjoyed

An hour glass figure’s out of reach
More like a football on the beach
Although I diet
I keep it quiet

An hour glass figure's out of reach
More like a football on the beach
Although I diet

An hour-glass figure’s out of reach
More like a football on the beach

Not like ice-cream, that would just melt
And trickle down inside my belt
So though it's yummy
But not on tummy,
A harsh punishment will be dealt

An hour-glass figure’s out of reach

Not like ice-cream, that would just melt
And trickle down inside my belt
So though it's yummy
But not on tummy

Not like ice cream, that would just melt
And trickle down inside my belt,
So though it's yummy

Not like ice cream, that would just melt
And trickle down inside my belt

For children, their favourite food
Is not always healthy, but good,
Ice cream or hot choc
Profiteroles rock
Easy to hide some in my hood

Not like ice cream, that would just melt

For children, their favourite food
Is not always healthy, but good,
Ice cream or hot choc
Profiteroles rock

For children, their favourite food
Is not always healthy, but good,
Ice cream or hot choc

For children, their favourite food
Is not always healthy, but good,

Now what can we all do for thrills?
In the winter, we could ski on hills
Summer, surfing fun
Or dress like a nun
Or a movie that fills us with chills.

For children, their favorite food

Now what can we all do for thrills?
In the winter, we could ski on hills
Summer, surfing fun
Or dress like a nun

Now what can we all do for thrills?
In the winter, we could ski on hills
Summer, surfing fun

Now what can we all do for thrills?
In the winter, we could ski on hills

Ah, summer, it's loved and hated
Although, that could be debated
Mid 20s for me
No more, I agree
I don't want to feel I'm cremated!

Now what can we all do for thrills?