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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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65KL Thu 21-Dec-23 03:00:04

Christmas gets me all in a tizz
I'll relax with a glass of fizz
By the blazing fire

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Juliet27 Fri 22-Dec-23 07:46:58

Christmas gets me all in a tizz
I'll relax with a glass of fizz
By the blazing fire
And watch the Kings choir

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henetha Fri 22-Dec-23 11:01:42

Christmas gets me all in a tizz
I'll relax with a glass of fizz
By the blazing fire
And watch the Kings choir
A relief from gaudy show-biz.

Peace and quiet is good sometimes

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Juliet27 Fri 22-Dec-23 11:11:17

Peace and quiet is good sometimes
Relief from hearing about crimes

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65KL Fri 22-Dec-23 21:41:39

Peace and quiet is good sometimes
Relief from hearing about crimes
In my favorite chair

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Gwyllt Sat 23-Dec-23 08:02:24

Peace and quiet is good sometimes
Relief from hearing about crimes
In my favorite chair
Eating a pear

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henetha Sat 23-Dec-23 11:10:54

Peace and quiet is good sometimes
Relief from hearing about crimes
In my favourite chair,
Eating a pear,
And writing poetry which rhymes.

"A cat sat on the mat" I wrote,

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Juliet27 Sat 23-Dec-23 14:33:58

‘ A cat sat on the mat" I wrote,
So shall we put that to the vote?

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GoldenLady Sat 23-Dec-23 15:22:33

‘ A cat sat on the mat" I wrote,
So shall we put that to the vote?
I think we can do better

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65KL Sat 23-Dec-23 20:17:58

'A cat sat on the mat " I wrote
So shall we put that to the vote?
I think we can do better
Just change some letter

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BrightandBreezy Wed 27-Dec-23 00:14:00

'A cat sat on the mat' I wrote
So shall we put that to the vote?
I think we can do better
Just change some letter
And write like a poet of note.

Inspiration isn't easy

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crazyH Wed 27-Dec-23 00:31:57

Inspiration isn't easy
‘Specially if you’re feeling queasy

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henetha Wed 27-Dec-23 11:45:01

Inspiration isn't easy
‘Specially if you’re feeling queasy
The words just won't come

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GoldenLady Wed 27-Dec-23 15:15:05

Inspiration isn't easy
‘Specially if you’re feeling queasy
The words just won't come
I guess I'm just dumb

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65KL Wed 27-Dec-23 15:32:56

Inspiration isn't easy
'Specially if your feeling queasy
The words won't come
I guess I'm just dumb
Relax close your eyes - easy peasey

Lay in the grass, watch the clouds pass

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Juliet27 Wed 27-Dec-23 15:52:15

Lay in the grass, watch the clouds pass
I’d rather not in this air mass

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Gwyllt Wed 27-Dec-23 17:46:10

Lay in the grass, watch the clouds pass
I’d rather not in this air mass
If it’s raining look look for rainbows

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65KL Wed 27-Dec-23 20:06:45

Lay in the grass,watch the clouds pass
I'd rather not in this air mass
Rain? Look for rainbows
See how the sky glows

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crazyH Thu 28-Dec-23 01:11:44

Lay in the grass,watch the clouds pass
I'd rather not in this air mass
Rain? Look for rainbows
See how the sky glows
At times it looks real class

The grass here is damp and soggy

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Juliet27 Thu 28-Dec-23 08:38:56

The grass here is damp and soggy
And avoided by my moggy

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65KL Thu 28-Dec-23 23:51:48

The grass here is damp and soggy
And avoided by my moggy Rather be inside

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65KL Thu 28-Dec-23 23:52:44

The grass here is damp and soggy
And avoided by my muggy
Rather be inside

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65KL Thu 28-Dec-23 23:54:31

Sorry arrghh!!!!

The grass here is damp and soggy
And avoided by my moggy
Rather be inside

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BrightandBreezy Sat 30-Dec-23 00:10:30

The grass here is damp and soggy
And avoided by my moggy
Rather be inside
Likes to go and hide

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65KL Sun 31-Dec-23 20:43:27

The grass here is damp and soggy
And avoided by my moggy
Rather be inside
Likes to go and hide
Outside, who loves the grass, doggy

There goes the doggy with my shoe

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