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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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crazyH Sat 17-Jun-23 14:02:23

Creepy crawlies are out in force
Yesterday a wasp stung my horse,
And yet, some love summer
For me, it’s a bummer

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Mollygo Sat 17-Jun-23 18:08:53

Creepy crawlies are out in force
Yesterday a wasp stung my horse,
And yet, some love summer
For me, it’s a bummer
I’ll moan when it’s over, of course.

I must get the air-con renewed

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Salti Sun 18-Jun-23 08:19:19

I must get the air-con renewed
If not, drive my car in the nude

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CazzJazz Sun 18-Jun-23 12:21:25

I must get the air-con renewed
If not, drive my car in the nude
Cause a stir

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Juliet27 Sun 18-Jun-23 14:03:03

I must get the air-con renewed
If not, drive my car in the nude
It would cause a stir
I’m not a poseur

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GoldenLady Sun 18-Jun-23 15:01:09

I must get the air-con renewed
If not, drive my car in the nude
It would cause a stir
I’m not a poseur
And the neighbors might think I was rude.

This global warming must stop!

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Jun-23 06:02:33

This global warming must stop
Our fears are not over the top

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Mollygo Mon 19-Jun-23 09:38:07

This global warming must stop
Our fears are not over the top
The earth is aflame

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Salti Mon 19-Jun-23 09:44:05

This global warming must stop
Our fears are not over the top
The earth is aflame
But what is to blame

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Jun-23 10:42:07

This global warming must stop
Our fears are not over the top
The earth is aflame
But what is to blame
Resources now seem open shop

I’m not sure it can be repaired 🥲

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CazzJazz Mon 19-Jun-23 13:01:30

I'm not sure it can be repaired
The scientists have declared

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 19-Jun-23 16:28:50

I'm not sure it can be repaired
The scientists have declared
'tis no going back

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LRavenscroft Tue 20-Jun-23 08:03:46

I'm not sure it can be repaired
The scientists have declared
'tis no going back
It's not on track

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Crocus5 Tue 20-Jun-23 08:42:06

I’m not sure it can be repaired
The scientists have now declared
‘‘tis no going back
It’s not on track
It’s enough to make us all scared

It’s good to see the rain today

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henetha Tue 20-Jun-23 10:12:52

It’s good to see the rain today
Watering cans can stay away

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VB000 Tue 20-Jun-23 12:03:22

It’s good to see the rain today
Watering cans can stay away
Everything's perked up

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henetha Wed 21-Jun-23 10:55:47

It’s good to see the rain today
Watering cans can stay away
Everything's perked up
So I raise my cup

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GoldenLady Wed 21-Jun-23 15:22:15

It’s good to see the rain today
Watering cans can stay away
Everything's perked up
So I raise my cup
And say, "Many thanks" to the sky.

Fresh berries are always a treat

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Crocus5 Wed 21-Jun-23 17:25:33

Fresh berries are always a treat
With real cream, a delight to eat

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crazyH Wed 21-Jun-23 21:40:59

Fresh berries are always a treat
With real cream, a delight to eat
Some fresh green salad

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Salti Thu 22-Jun-23 10:58:36

Fresh berries are always a treat
With real cream, a delight to eat
Some fresh green salad
Mayonnaise added

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henetha Thu 22-Jun-23 11:16:20

Fresh berries are always a treat
With real cream, a delight to eat
Some fresh green salad
Mayonnaise added
And afternoon tea is complete.

But also a nice cup of tea

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VB000 Thu 22-Jun-23 11:29:07

But also a nice cup of tea
Earl Grey or "Monkey" tea for me!

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Mollygo Thu 22-Jun-23 12:35:17

But also a nice cup of tea
Earl Grey or "Monkey" tea for me
With lemon, or not

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Crocus5 Thu 22-Jun-23 12:49:21

But also a nice cup of tea
Earl Grey or “Monkey” tea for me
With lemon, or not
As long as it’s hot

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