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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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crazyH Sat 10-Jun-23 15:40:17

Fridge is empty, I feel hangry
I quite fancy something tangy
Piccalilli? Yes

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Crocus5 Sat 10-Jun-23 16:14:42

Fridge is empty, I feel hangry
I quite fancy something tangy
Piccallili? Yes
With some added cress

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Salti Sun 11-Jun-23 22:10:50

Fridge is empty, I feel hangry
I quite fancy something tangy
Piccallili? Yes
With some added cress
Choices, choices. What a quandary

A storm is in the air tonight

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Juliet27 Mon 12-Jun-23 08:18:37

A storm is in the air tonight
But the rain here was only light

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VB000 Mon 12-Jun-23 11:01:48

A storm is in the air tonight
But the rain here was only light
Petunias bloom

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Juliet27 Mon 12-Jun-23 14:46:27

A storm is in the air tonight
But the rain here was only light
Petunias bloom
As does yellow broom

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Crocus5 Mon 12-Jun-23 19:56:18

A storm is in the air tonight
But the rain here was only light
Petunias bloom
As does yellow broom
Both providing a lovely sight

The gardens really need the rain

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 12-Jun-23 19:59:14

The gardens really need the rain
Watering is surely a pain

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Salti Mon 12-Jun-23 22:55:44

The gardens really need the rain
Watering is surely a pain
A storm is forecast

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Mollygo Tue 13-Jun-23 09:02:25

The gardens really need the rain
Watering is surely a pain
A storm is forecast
Let’s hope it won’t last

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VB000 Tue 13-Jun-23 10:55:30

The gardens really need the rain
Watering is surely a pain
A storm is forecast
Let’s hope it won’t last
Get the flowers growing again

I've not seen many wasps this year

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Juliet27 Tue 13-Jun-23 12:16:07

I've not seen many wasps this year
You just wait ‘til August is here

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keepcalmandcavachon Tue 13-Jun-23 18:36:46

I've not seen many wasps this year
You just wait ‘til August is here
They'll be out in force

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Salti Tue 13-Jun-23 23:11:31

I've not seen many wasps this year
You just wait ‘til August is here
They'll be out in force
Sting with no remorse

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Mollygo Tue 13-Jun-23 23:32:18

I've not seen many wasps this year
You just wait ‘til August is here
They'll be out in force
Sting with no remorse
Then, when it gets cold, disappear.

How do dogs keep cool in this heat?

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Elrel Tue 13-Jun-23 23:39:04

How do dogs keep cool in this heat?
Pavements burn their poor little feet

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VB000 Wed 14-Jun-23 09:28:56

How do dogs keep cool in this heat?
Pavements burn their poor little feet
Their warm furry coats

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Salti Fri 16-Jun-23 09:45:15

How do dogs keep cool in this heat?
Pavements burn their poor little feet
Their warm furry coats
Don't win any votes

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henetha Fri 16-Jun-23 10:35:12

How do dogs keep cool in this heat?
Pavements burn their poor little feet
Their warm furry coats
Don't win any votes
Best to walk them on grass, or peat.

Perhaps give them a cool shower

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crazyH Fri 16-Jun-23 11:12:59

Perhaps give them a cool shower
Let them take rest for an hour

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GoldenLady Fri 16-Jun-23 15:13:33

Perhaps give them a cool shower
Let them take rest for an hour
Good advice for us too

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 17-Jun-23 09:06:43

Perhaps give them a cool shower
Let them rest for an hour
Good advice for us too
Keeps us comfy, phew

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Salti Sat 17-Jun-23 10:03:27

Perhaps give them a cool shower
Let them rest for an hour
Good advice for us too
Keeps us comfy, phew
Don't want to wilt like a flower

Creepy crawlies are out in force

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henetha Sat 17-Jun-23 10:26:48

Creepy crawlies are out in force
Yesterday a wasp stung my horse,

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GoldenLady Sat 17-Jun-23 13:53:36

Creepy crawlies are out in force
Yesterday a wasp stung my horse,
And yet, some love summer

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