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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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crazyH Sat 21-Jan-23 11:27:14

For gritty fare, Happy Valley
Its plot doesn’t dilly dally
I’ve not seen it yet
But I will, you bet
And then I shall do a tally

The sun’s shining through, I feel good

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Jan-23 12:47:34

The sun's shining through, I feel good
Perhaps I can take off my hood

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crazyH Sat 21-Jan-23 13:49:55

The sun's shining through, I feel good
Perhaps I can take off my hood
But keep your toes warm

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GoldenLady Sat 21-Jan-23 15:40:52

The sun's shining through, I feel good
Perhaps I can take off my hood
But keep your toes warm
They're predicting a storm

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VB000 Mon 23-Jan-23 12:13:33

The sun's shining through, I feel good
Perhaps I can take off my hood
But keep your toes warm
They're predicting a storm
I'd fly to the sun if I could!

The problem with Dancing on Ice

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Juliet27 Sun 29-Jan-23 12:45:52

The problem with Dancing on Ice
I don’t watch so can’t be precise

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GoldenLady Sun 29-Jan-23 16:32:50

The problem with Dancing on Ice
I don’t watch so can’t be precise
But I think if I tried,

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Juliet27 Tue 31-Jan-23 08:21:21

The problem with Dancing on Ice
I don’t watch so can’t be precise
But I think if I tried,
I could skate with pride

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GoldenLady Thu 02-Feb-23 15:04:08

The problem with Dancing on Ice
I don’t watch so can’t be precise
But I think if I tried,
I could skate with pride
Though watching me fall wouldn't be nice.

This is the groundhog's big day

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Juliet27 Fri 03-Feb-23 01:31:54

This is the groundhog's big day
So what did its appearance say?

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GoldenLady Fri 03-Feb-23 14:37:06

This is the groundhog's big day
So what did its appearance say?
Not much, I guess

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Juliet27 Sat 04-Feb-23 07:46:02

This is the groundhog's big day
So what did its appearance say?
Not much, I guess
I have to confess

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Jangran99 Sun 12-Feb-23 10:21:29

This is the groundhog's big day
So what did its appearance say?
Not much, I guess
I have to confess
But I hope it stays out to play.

Six more weeks of this dreich weather

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GoldenLady Sun 12-Feb-23 14:35:33

Six more weeks of this dreich weather
To go outside I won't endeavor

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crazyH Sun 12-Feb-23 14:53:13

Six more weeks of this dreich weather
To go outside I won't endeavor
My knees have the hump

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VB000 Sun 12-Feb-23 16:36:33

Six more weeks of this dreich weather
To go outside I won't endeavor
My knees have the hump
I feel like a lump

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NanKate Sun 12-Feb-23 21:57:22

Six more weeks of this dreich weather
To go outside I won't endeavor
My knees have the hump
I feel like a lump
I’m almost at the end of my darned tether.

The weather is mild here in the south ⛅️

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Juliet27 Mon 13-Feb-23 00:02:36

The weather is mild here in the south ⛅️
Or so I've heard by word of mouth

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GoldenLady Mon 13-Feb-23 15:32:06

The weather is mild here in the south ⛅️
Or so I've heard by word of mouth
At least it's not freezing

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GoldenLady Tue 14-Feb-23 14:14:37

The weather is mild here in the south ⛅️
Or so I've heard by word of mouth
At least it's not freezing
If I could stop sneezing

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VB000 Wed 15-Feb-23 09:59:31

The weather is mild here in the south ⛅️
Or so I've heard by word of mouth
At least it's not freezing
If I could stop sneezing
And the coughing, you and me both

They've got the weather forecast wrong

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GoldenLady Wed 15-Feb-23 17:22:54

They've got the weather forecast wrong
They said spring would soon be along

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Juliet27 Fri 17-Feb-23 06:54:20

They've got the weather forecast wrong
They said spring would soon be along
But still there’s a frost

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GoldenLady Fri 17-Feb-23 13:54:48

They've got the weather forecast wrong
They said spring would soon be along
But still there’s a frost
I think spring got lost

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Crocus5 Sun 19-Feb-23 16:40:23

They’ve got the weather forecast wrong
They said Spring would soon be along
But still there’s a frost
I think Spring got lost
It’s certainly not been and gone!

It’s been said that March might bring snow

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