July 21 Limericks

Not forgetting the cats and goats
And alpacas, I'm taking notes,
A trip to a farm

Not forgetting the cats and goats
And alpacas, I'm taking notes,

The character was so funny
And always so bright and sunny
It dances and jigs
Would need a few swigs!!
Dogs were drawn, like bees to honey

Not forgetting the cats and goats

The character was so funny
And always so bright and sunny
It dances and jigs
Would need a few swigs!!

The character was so funny
And always so bright and sunny
It dances and jigs

The character was so funny
And always so bright and sunny

So I need another disguise
Where myself I won’t advertise,
A pretty blonde wig
‘Tween my lips a cig
Wish Lily Savage could advise

The character was so funny

So I need another disguise
Where myself I won’t advertise,
A pretty blonde wig
‘Tween my lips a cig

So I need another disguise
Where myself I won’t advertise,
A pretty blonde wig

So I need another disguise
Where myself I won’t advertise

Going to stay in a convent
Might put predators off the scent
I'll wear a habit
Just like an Abbot
But my halo has got a dent!

I need another disguise

Going to stay in a convent
Might put predators off the scent
I'll wear a habit
Just like an Abbot

Going to stay in a convent
Might put predators off the scent
I'll wear a habit

Going to stay in a convent
Might put predators off the scent

Although it’s a shame not to trust
Self preservation is a must
An ax murderer? Really?
A rapist maybe
He certainly was ruled by lust

Going to stay in a convent

Although it’s a shame not to trust
Self preservation is a must
An ax murderer? Really?
A rapist maybe

Although it’s a shame not to trust
Self preservation is a must
An ax murderer? Really?

Although it’s a shame not to trust
Self preservation is a must

After a while I told my friends
Had to explain some odds and ends
Oh, and bits and bobs
About Mr Dobbs
I warned them just what he intends

Although it’s a shame not to trust

After a while I told my friends
Had to explain some odds and ends
Oh, and bits and bobs
About Mr Dobbs

Later, I found a secret book,
I fainted after just one look
I then peeked once more
Just to make sure

After a while I told my friends
Had to explain some odds and ends
Oh, and bits and bobs

After a while I told my friends
Had to explain some odds and ends

Later, I found a secret book,
I fainted after just one look
I then peeked once more,
Good grief, what I saw
I have to admit I was shook

After a while I told my friends

Later, I found a secret book,
I fainted after just one look
I then peeked once more,
Good grief, what I saw