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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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GoldenLady Wed 13-Jul-22 00:31:01

When the alarm goes off at night
I wake up with a startled fright
Why is it so dark?

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Nell8 Wed 13-Jul-22 01:54:22

When the alarm goes off at night
I wake up with a startled fright
Why is it so dark?
Why did the dog bark?

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Mollygo Wed 13-Jul-22 02:19:06

When the alarm goes off at night
I wake up with a startled fright
Why is it so dark?
Why did the dog bark?
And what is that bright flashing light?

Police cars are all down the lane.

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 13-Jul-22 06:24:32

Police cars are all down the lane
Making enough noise to raise Cain

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henetha Wed 13-Jul-22 11:59:44

Police cars are all down the lane
Making enough noise to raise Cain
It's old burglar Bill

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Grany Wed 13-Jul-22 12:05:11

Police cars are all down the lane
Making enough noise to raise Cain
It's old burglar Bill
With his sack to fill

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Bellanonna Wed 13-Jul-22 12:18:02

Police cars are all down the lane
Making enough noise to raise Cain
It's old burglar Bill
With his sack to fill
But is Bill really to blame?

I’ve been waiting on hold for an hour

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GoldenLady Wed 13-Jul-22 14:01:42

I’ve been waiting on hold for an hour
I should have just taken a shower

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crazyH Wed 13-Jul-22 14:13:01

I’ve been waiting on hold for an hour
I should have just taken a shower
I hear them chitchat

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NanKate Wed 13-Jul-22 16:10:38

I’ve been waiting on hold for an hour
I should have just taken a shower
I hear them chitchat
They’ve got it off pat

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Mollygo Wed 13-Jul-22 17:19:39

I’ve been waiting on hold for an hour
I should have just taken a shower
I hear them chitchat
They’ve got it off pat
They haven’t time. . . just the power.

They’re digging the roads up near us

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 14-Jul-22 09:31:14

They're digging the roads up near us
And the hole's too wide for the bus

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Mine Thu 14-Jul-22 13:47:02

It's wheel may go down it

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Nell8 Thu 14-Jul-22 19:29:39

They're digging the roads up near us
And the hole's too wide for the bus
Its wheel may go down it
And, just to crown it,

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Grany Thu 14-Jul-22 20:38:08

They're digging the roads up near us
And the hole's too wide for the bus
Its wheel may go down it
And, just to crown it,
Workmen will start shouting and cuss

All work and no play around here

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Mine Thu 14-Jul-22 22:00:06

All work an no play around here
No time to go for a beer
I'd better get started

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NanKate Fri 15-Jul-22 07:21:24

All work an no play around here
No time to go for a beer
I'd better get started
I’m just too good hearted

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 15-Jul-22 08:40:19

All work and no play around here
No time to go for a beer
I'd better get started
I'm just too good hearted
Too heavy a workload I fear.

Why don't they ask Mr Lazy?

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Mollygo Fri 15-Jul-22 09:13:24

Why don't they ask Mr Lazy
Job-wise, his mem’ry is hazy

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Jangran99 Sat 16-Jul-22 01:04:32

Why don't they ask Mr Lazy
Job-wise, his mem’ry is hazy
He is such a jerk

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NanKate Sat 16-Jul-22 07:58:35

Why don't they ask Mr Lazy
Job-wise, his mem’ry is hazy
He is such a jerk
An even bigger berk

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Squiffy Sat 16-Jul-22 08:19:52

Why don't they ask Mr Lazy
Job-wise, his mem’ry is hazy
He is such a jerk
An even bigger berk
Feel sorry for his wife, Daisy.

Perhaps she will start a new life

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GoldenLady Sat 16-Jul-22 15:14:47

Perhaps she will start a new life
She's tired of being his wife

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Grany Sat 16-Jul-22 16:28:20

Perhaps she will start a new life
She's tired of being his wife
I've heard she's up sticks

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 16-Jul-22 17:20:59

Perhaps she will start a new life
She's tired of being his wife
I've heard she's upped sticks
I asked her, "how's tricks?"

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