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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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Nell8 Wed 20-Jul-22 09:22:50

Well Blue is now back on his swing
Recovered from his feeding fling
He's sticking to seed
And just the odd weed
As he jingles his bell - ting a ling

I'm planning a pizza for tea

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Juliet27 Wed 20-Jul-22 08:29:02

Well Blue is now back on his swing
Recovered from his feeding fling
He’s sticking to seed
And just the odd weed

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Mollygo Tue 19-Jul-22 23:20:50

Well Blue is now back on his swing
Recovered from his feeding fling
He’s sticking to seed

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Juliet27 Tue 19-Jul-22 15:40:06

Well Blue is now back on his swing
Recovered from his feeding fling

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Nell8 Tue 19-Jul-22 14:35:38

His stomach looked like a football
I'd say the steak was his downfall
Too big to fly high
I think he might die!
I must give the vet a phone call

Well Blue is now back on his swing

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henetha Tue 19-Jul-22 10:19:50

His stomach looked like a football
I'd say the steak was his downfall
Too big to fly high
I think he might die!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 19-Jul-22 07:48:23

His stomach looked like a football
I'd say the steak was his downfall
Too big to fly high

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Juliet27 Mon 18-Jul-22 15:56:13

His stomach looked like a football
I’d say the steak was his downfall

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Squiffy Mon 18-Jul-22 13:45:42

I’ve just bought a budgie named Blue
He chatters and chirps right on cue
He loves his millet
And a steak fillet
So much greed he surely will rue!

His stomach looked like a football

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crazyH Mon 18-Jul-22 13:09:12

I’ve just bought a budgie named Blue
He chatters and chirps right on cue
He loves his millet
And a steak fillet

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Squiffy Mon 18-Jul-22 13:07:32

I’ve just bought a budgie named Blue
He chatters and chirps right on cue
He loves his millet

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nanna8 Mon 18-Jul-22 13:00:42

I’ve just bought a budgie named Blue
He chatters and chirps right on cue

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Nell8 Mon 18-Jul-22 12:34:29

Slap on loads of Factor 50
It should keep you looking nifty
No patches of red
Or poor aching head
Use lots - no time to be thrifty!

I've just bought a budgie named Blue

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 18-Jul-22 12:19:42

Slap on loads of Factor 50
It should keep you looking nifty
No patched of red
Or poor aching head

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crazyH Mon 18-Jul-22 11:55:33

Slap on loads of Factor 50
It should keep you looking nifty
No patches of red

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Juliet27 Mon 18-Jul-22 10:23:22

Slap on loads of Factor 50
It should keep you looking nifty

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Squiffy Sun 17-Jul-22 16:56:28

But don't get drunk on the top deck
You'll just end up looking a wreck
Enjoy the sea air
Of hot sun, beware!
Especially on your poor neck.

Slap on loads of Factor 50

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Mollygo Sun 17-Jul-22 16:35:09

But don't get drunk on the top deck
You'll just end up looking a wreck
Enjoy the sea air
Of hot sun, beware!

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GoldenLady Sun 17-Jul-22 16:18:02

But don't get drunk on the top deck
You'll just end up looking a wreck
Enjoy the sea air

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Nell8 Sun 17-Jul-22 16:08:07

But don't get drunk on the top deck
You'll just end up looking a wreck

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henetha Sun 17-Jul-22 11:53:53

She’s decided to book a nice cruise
I’m wondering which one she’ll choose
A trip round the Med
Is worthwhile they said
And there is masses of free booze!

But don't get drunk on the top deck

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Juliet27 Sun 17-Jul-22 04:27:06

She’s decided to book a nice cruise
I’m wondering which one she’ll choose
A trip round the Med
Is worthwhile they said

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Squiffy Sat 16-Jul-22 23:15:28

She’s decided to book a nice cruise
I’m wondering which one she’ll choose
A trip round the Med

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Mollygo Sat 16-Jul-22 22:45:52

She’s decided to book a nice cruise
I’m wondering which one she’ll choose

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Bellanonna Sat 16-Jul-22 17:26:52

Perhaps she will start a new life
She's tired of being his wife
I've heard she's upped sticks
I asked her, "how's tricks?"
Her reply: “I’ve a life without strife”.

She’s decided to book a nice cruise

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