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The November days seem so short
We've hardly got time to cavort
Not my favourite month
And as the eleventh
A new winter coat I have bought

It’s new welly boots that I need

It’s new welly boots that I need
To dog-walk through long grass at speed

It's new welly boots that I need
To dog-walk through long grass at speed
It's so cold and wet

It's new welly boots that I need
To dog-walk through long grass at speed
It's so cold and wet
Boots make my feet sweat ☹️

It's new welly boots that I need
To dog-walk through long grass at speed
It's so cold and wet
Boots make my feet sweat
But no boots? That’s chilly indeed!

Tonight there’ll be sky full of lights

Tonight there’ll be sky full of lights
So many to see at great heights

Tonight there’ll be sky full of lights
So many to see at great heights
Hope the rain clears up

Tonight there’ll be sky full of lights
So many to see at great heights
Hope the rain clears up
Nice red wine to sup

Tonight there’ll be sky full of lights
So many to see at great heights
Hope the rain clears up
Nice red wine to sup
And nobody gets any frights.

My dear little doggy is scared

My dear little doggy is scared
No matter how well I’ve prepared

My dear little doggy is scared
No matter how well I’ve prepared
Curled up on my lap

My dear little doggy is scared
No matter how well I’ve prepared
Curled up on my lap
He continues to yap

My dear little doggy is scared
No matter how well I’ve prepared
Curled up on my lap
He continues to yap
Took him out for a wee, I dared

Bonfire night will be awash

Bonfire night will be awash
The fireworks will land with a splosh

Bonfire night will be awash
The fireworks will land with a splosh
Kept ‘til tomorrow

Bonfire night will be awash
The fireworks will land with a splosh
Kept ‘til tomorrow
They'll save us from sorrow

Bonfire night will be awash
The fireworks will land with a splosh
Kept ‘til tomorrow
They'll save us from sorrow
And also quite a bit of dosh

The fun is over, till next year

The fun is over, till next year
Although at New Year more we’ll hear

The fun is over, till next year
Although at New Year more we'll hear
A whoosh and a bang

The fun is over, till next year
Although at New Year more we'll hear
A whoosh and a bang
Forgive the use of slang

The fun is over, till next year
Although at New Year more we'll hear
A whoosh and a bang
Forgive use of slang
And think how the lights bring good cheer.

Would you choose to walk in the rain?

Would you choose to walk in the rain?
Or rather perhaps get a plane?

Would you choose to walk in the rain?
Or rather perhaps get a plane?
I'll get on the bus

Would you choose to walk in the rain?
Or rather perhaps get a plane?
I'll get on the bus
And make such a fuss