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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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henetha Fri 21-Oct-22 10:41:34

Which job do you most hate, I ask
Mopping the floors is a task
I'll sit down with cake
More crumbs, big mistake,
Like eating while wearing a mask.

It's ironing which spoils my day

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 21-Oct-22 11:42:25

It's ironing which spoils my day
I'd rather go out and make hay

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GoldenLady Fri 21-Oct-22 14:39:42

It's ironing which spoils my day
I'd rather go out and make hay
But I live in the city

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Mollygo Fri 21-Oct-22 19:28:57

It's ironing which spoils my day
I'd rather go out and make hay
But I live in the city
Don’t offer pity

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crazyH Fri 21-Oct-22 20:33:03

It's ironing which spoils my day
I'd rather go out and make hay
But I live in the city
Don’t offer pity
There are benefits, coming my way.

Window shopping is what I love

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Oct-22 21:16:11

Window shopping is what I love
Though most price are way above

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Crocus5 Fri 21-Oct-22 21:33:43

Window shopping is what I love
Though most prices are way above
What I can afford

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crazyH Fri 21-Oct-22 23:03:40

Window shopping is what I love
Though most prices are way above
What I can afford
So I just get bored

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henetha Sat 22-Oct-22 11:03:52

Window shopping is what I love
Though most prices are way above
What I can afford
So I just get bored
And want to give models a shove.

My postman is on strike today

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Crocus5 Sat 22-Oct-22 11:38:36

My postman is on strike today
Another one wanting more pay

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Mollygo Sat 22-Oct-22 12:31:13

My postman is on strike today
Another one wanting more pay
His job’s sinking fast.

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GoldenLady Sat 22-Oct-22 14:34:16

My postman is on strike today
Another one wanting more pay
His job’s sinking fast.
And likely won't last

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Jane71 Sun 23-Oct-22 12:04:40

My postman is on strike today
Another one wanting more pay
His job’s sinking fast.
And likely won't last
They want justice without more delay

Many of us feel left behind

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Mollygo Sun 23-Oct-22 12:52:57

Many of us feel left behind
We’re constantly told to “be kind”

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 23-Oct-22 14:39:42

Many of us feel left behind
We're constantly told to "be kind"
So, what's new? I ask

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NanKate Sun 23-Oct-22 21:48:28

Many of us feel left behind
We're constantly told to "be kind"
So, what's new? I ask
A Prime Minister to unmask

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Juliet27 Mon 24-Oct-22 14:30:47

Many of us feel left behind
We're constantly told to "be kind"
So, what's new? I ask
PM to unmask
So it’s Sunak who’s been assigned.

Not an easy job to take on!

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crazyH Mon 24-Oct-22 19:38:22

Not an easy job to take on!
‘Specially him, to the manor born

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Juliet27 Tue 25-Oct-22 06:09:27

Not an easy job to take on!
‘Specially him, to the manor born
Although, after Truss

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NanKate Tue 25-Oct-22 07:47:36

Not an easy job to take on!
‘Specially him, to the manor born
Although, after Truss
There could be a fuss

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Mollygo Tue 25-Oct-22 08:01:42

Not an easy job to take on!
‘Specially him, to the manor born
Although, after Truss
There could be a fuss
Whatever he does, he’ll get scorn!

Next weekend we put our clocks back

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henetha Tue 25-Oct-22 09:50:18

Next weekend we put our clocks back
I bet I'll forget and lose track,

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Juliet27 Tue 25-Oct-22 09:51:31

Next weekend we put our clocks back
And then the evening light we’ll lack

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 25-Oct-22 12:33:17

Next weekend we put our clocks back
And then the evening light we'll lack
Could we not rebel?

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GoldenLady Tue 25-Oct-22 15:43:17

Next weekend we put our clocks back
And then the evening light we'll lack
Could we not rebel?
That idea you could sell!

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