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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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Elrel Mon 17-Oct-22 22:13:59

A penguin is found where it's cold
But not in the Arctic we’re told,

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Mollygo Tue 18-Oct-22 08:07:35

A penguin is found where it's cold
But not in the Arctic we’re told
Some soon will be gone

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henetha Tue 18-Oct-22 10:10:12

A penguin is found where it's cold
But not in the Arctic we’re told
Some soon will be gone
Let's hope they hang on

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Yammy Tue 18-Oct-22 11:03:27

henetha

A penguin is found where it's cold
But not in the Arctic we’re told
Some soon will be gone
Let's hope they hang on

I want to see them when I'm old.

Autumn is making it's way,
The farmers have cut all their hay,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 18-Oct-22 13:03:06

Autumn is making its way
The farmers have cut all their hay
It's standing in bales

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Mollygo Tue 18-Oct-22 14:36:22

Autumn is making its way
The farmers have cut all their hay
It's standing in bales
From Scotland to Wales

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Juliet27 Tue 18-Oct-22 16:31:42

Autumn is making its way
The farmers have cut all their hay
It's standing in bales
From Scotland to Wales
Plenty for us the horses neigh.

We’ve had some beautiful sunsets

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 18-Oct-22 16:51:36

We’ve had some beautiful sunsets
And I wish I could do what a nun lets

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crazyH Tue 18-Oct-22 18:33:27

We’ve had some beautiful sunsets
And I wish I could do what a nun lets
What is that, I pray ?

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Juliet27 Tue 18-Oct-22 20:15:01

We’ve had some beautiful sunsets
And I wish I could do what a nun lets
What is that, I pray ?
Just tell me the way

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Jangran99 Tue 18-Oct-22 20:57:47

We’ve had some beautiful sunsets
Wish I could do what a nun lets
What is that, I pray ?
Just tell me the way
And hope I’m not left with regrets.

Sometimes you must follow your heart

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Squiffy Tue 18-Oct-22 21:01:42

Sometimes you must follow your heart
And decide to make a fresh start

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crazyH Tue 18-Oct-22 21:29:34

Sometimes you must follow your heart
And decide to make a fresh start
It soon became stale

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henetha Wed 19-Oct-22 10:51:48

Sometimes you must follow your heart
And decide to make a fresh start
It soon became stale,
My life with a male,

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GoldenLady Wed 19-Oct-22 15:19:37

Sometimes you must follow your heart
And decide to make a fresh start
It soon became stale,
My life with a male,
When will I ever get smart?

I keep getting phone calls from "Spam"

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Mollygo Wed 19-Oct-22 23:33:08

I keep getting phone calls from "Spam"
And I don’t mean chopped pork and ham.

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Wyllow3 Wed 19-Oct-22 23:40:20

I keep getting phone calls from "Spam"
And I don’t mean chopped pork and ham
I fret when it rings

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Mollygo Thu 20-Oct-22 03:36:33

I keep getting phone calls from "Spam"
And I don’t mean chopped pork and ham
I fret when it rings
And offers free things

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Crocus5 Thu 20-Oct-22 08:25:54

I keep getting phone calls from “Spam”
And I don’t mean chopped pork and ham
I fret when it rings
And offers free things
Would rather it was my friend Pam

Heavy rain is forecast today

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henetha Thu 20-Oct-22 09:52:41

Heavy rain is forecast today
So I shan't be going out to play,

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Yammy Thu 20-Oct-22 10:07:24

Heavy rain is forecast today
So I shan't go out and play,
I'll stay in and work,
Do the jobs I sherk,

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Jangran99 Thu 20-Oct-22 12:22:59

Heavy rain is forecast today
And so I shan't go out and play,
I'll stay in and work,
Do the jobs I shirk,
My bathroom will sparkle, hooray!!

Which job do you most hate, I ask

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GoldenLady Thu 20-Oct-22 14:33:37

Which job do you most hate, I ask
Mopping the floors is a task

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Wyllow3 Thu 20-Oct-22 14:36:57

Which job do you most hate, I ask
Mopping the floors is a task
I'll sit down with cake

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Mollygo Thu 20-Oct-22 14:53:37

Which job do you most hate, I ask
Mopping the floors is a task
I'll sit down with cake
More crumbs, big mistake

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