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Which job do you most hate, I ask
Mopping the floors is a task
I'll sit down with cake
More crumbs, big mistake

Which job do you most hate, I ask
Mopping the floors is a task
I'll sit down with cake

Which job do you most hate, I ask
Mopping the floors is a task

Heavy rain is forecast today
And so I shan't go out and play,
I'll stay in and work,
Do the jobs I shirk,
My bathroom will sparkle, hooray!!

Which job do you most hate, I ask

Heavy rain is forecast today
So I shan't go out and play,
I'll stay in and work,
Do the jobs I sherk,

Heavy rain is forecast today
So I shan't be going out to play,

I keep getting phone calls from “Spam”
And I don’t mean chopped pork and ham
I fret when it rings
And offers free things
Would rather it was my friend Pam

Heavy rain is forecast today

I keep getting phone calls from "Spam"
And I don’t mean chopped pork and ham
I fret when it rings
And offers free things

I keep getting phone calls from "Spam"
And I don’t mean chopped pork and ham
I fret when it rings

I keep getting phone calls from "Spam"
And I don’t mean chopped pork and ham.

Sometimes you must follow your heart
And decide to make a fresh start
It soon became stale,
My life with a male,
When will I ever get smart?

I keep getting phone calls from "Spam"

Sometimes you must follow your heart
And decide to make a fresh start
It soon became stale,
My life with a male,

Sometimes you must follow your heart
And decide to make a fresh start
It soon became stale

Sometimes you must follow your heart
And decide to make a fresh start

We’ve had some beautiful sunsets
Wish I could do what a nun lets
What is that, I pray ?
Just tell me the way
And hope I’m not left with regrets.

Sometimes you must follow your heart

We’ve had some beautiful sunsets
And I wish I could do what a nun lets
What is that, I pray ?
Just tell me the way

We’ve had some beautiful sunsets
And I wish I could do what a nun lets
What is that, I pray ?

We’ve had some beautiful sunsets
And I wish I could do what a nun lets

Autumn is making its way
The farmers have cut all their hay
It's standing in bales
From Scotland to Wales
Plenty for us the horses neigh.

We’ve had some beautiful sunsets

Autumn is making its way
The farmers have cut all their hay
It's standing in bales
From Scotland to Wales

Autumn is making its way
The farmers have cut all their hay
It's standing in bales

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A penguin is found where it's cold
But not in the Arctic we’re told
Some soon will be gone
Let's hope they hang on

I want to see them when I'm old.

Autumn is making it's way,
The farmers have cut all their hay,

A penguin is found where it's cold
But not in the Arctic we’re told
Some soon will be gone
Let's hope they hang on

A penguin is found where it's cold
But not in the Arctic we’re told
Some soon will be gone

A penguin is found where it's cold
But not in the Arctic we’re told,