LIMERICKS 17 (contd)

I have a fan on the ceiling
When it's hot, happy I'm feeling,

But, give me a steak any day
If it's tender good money I'll pay
Add a scoop of chips
And plenty of dips
Yes, I love a good filet.

I have a fan on the ceiling

But, give me a steak any day
If it's tender good money I'll pay
Add a scoop of chips
And plenty of dips

But, give me a steak any day,
If it's tender good money I'll pay
Add a scoop of chips

But, give me a steak any day,
If it's tender good money I'll pay

The chef has contrived a new dish
You’d never tell it’s made of fish
Such a good disguise
But what a surprise
It really was quite more-ish

But, give me a steak any day

The chef has contrived a new dish
You’d never tell it’s made of fish
Such a good disguise
But what a surprise

The chef has contrived a new dish
You’d never tell it’s made of fish
Such a good disguise

The chef has contrived a new dish
You’d never tell it’s made of fish

And then there's the steep wall of death
It’s scary - I must hold my breath
I can’t shut my eyes
I'm shouting loud cries
That's the last time I'll try using meth!

(Sorry, nothing else rhymed.)

The chef has contrived a new dish

And then there's the steep wall of death
It’s scary - I must hold my breath
I can’t shut my eyes
I'm shouting loud cries

And then there's the steep wall of death
It’s scary - I must hold my breath
I can’t shut my eyes

And then there's the steep wall of death
It’s scary - I must hold my breath

Perhaps I'll tightrope walk instead?
With a crash helmet on my head
And a net underneath
But I might lose my teeth!
If I hit my head I'll see red.

And then there's the steep wall of death

Perhaps I'll tightrope walk instead?
With a crash helmet on my head
And a net underneath
But I might lose my teeth!

Perhaps I'll tightrope walk instead?
With a crash helmet on my head
And a net underneath

Perhaps I'll tightrope walk instead?
With a crash helmet on my head

But the knife thrower's assistant
To suggestions was very resistant
She wouldn't say yes
"It might make a big mess"
I don't wish to take a punt.

Perhaps I'll tightrope walk instead?

But the knife thrower's assistant
To suggestions was very resistant
She wouldn’t say yes
"It might make a big mess"

But the knife thrower's assistant
To suggestions was very resistant
She wouldn’t say yes

But the knife thrower's assistant
To suggestions was very resistant

I went to a show, hallelujah!
Where a magician stabbed through ya
Scary, but fun
No blood did run
Cut this lady in half? Oh pah!

But the knife thrower's assistant

I went to a show, hallelujah!
Where a magician stabbed through ya
Scary, but fun
No blood did run

I went to a show, hallelujah!
Where a magician stabbed through ya
Scary, but fun

I went to a show, hallelujah!
Where a magician stabbed through ya