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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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crazyH Thu 01-Dec-22 21:39:17

A dictionary I had to use
For new oaths I had to peruse
Found words like "Gadzooks!"
And what big ‘’bazooks”

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Juliet27 Fri 02-Dec-22 14:17:46

A dictionary I had to use
For new oaths I had to peruse
Found words like "Gadzooks!"
And what big ‘’bazooks”
Such words are becoming profuse.

We must take care with what we say

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Bellanonna Sat 03-Dec-22 10:05:51

We must take care with what we say
We could be sued without delay

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GoldenLady Sat 03-Dec-22 17:28:30

We must take care with what we say
We could be sued without delay
Perhaps swtich to French?

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Juliet27 Sun 04-Dec-22 06:29:27

We must take care with what we say
We could be sued without delay
Perhaps switch to French?
That would be a wrench

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henetha Mon 05-Dec-22 10:13:06

We must take care with what we say
We could be sued without delay
Perhaps switch to French?
That would be a wrench
Being fined and having to pay.

Upsetting my Christmas spending,

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VB000 Mon 05-Dec-22 10:32:40

Upsetting my Christmas spending,
Which seemed to be just never-ending

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 05-Dec-22 11:33:20

Upsetting my Christmas spending
Which seemed to be just never ending
Emptied piggy bank

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GoldenLady Mon 05-Dec-22 15:12:48

Upsetting my Christmas spending
Which seemed to be just never ending
Emptied piggy bank
As large as a tank

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Juliet27 Mon 05-Dec-22 16:04:34

Upsetting my Christmas spending
Which seemed to be just never ending
Emptied piggy bank
As large as a tank
Does anyone fancy lending?

I never thought I’d watch football

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VB000 Tue 06-Dec-22 10:59:29

I never thought I’d watch football
Cos Strictly times went into freefall

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Bellanonna Thu 08-Dec-22 10:54:03

I never thought I’d watch football
Cos Strictly times went into freefall
I’m enjoying it all

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Dec-22 07:12:58

I never thought I’d watch football
Cos Strictly times went into freefall
I’m enjoying it all
Will be a close call

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VB000 Fri 09-Dec-22 09:19:45

I never thought I’d watch football
Cos Strictly times went into freefall
I’m enjoying it all
Will be a close call
But England are set to enthral

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VB000 Fri 09-Dec-22 09:20:05

I seem to be on here a lot

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henetha Fri 09-Dec-22 10:42:15

I seem to be on here a lot
'Cos talent is what you have got

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 09-Dec-22 14:27:05

I seem to be on here a lot
'Cos talent is what you have got
We aim to amuse

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Bellanonna Fri 09-Dec-22 15:21:22

I seem to be on here a lot
'Cos talent is what you have got
We aim to amuse
Exchanging our views

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NanKate Fri 09-Dec-22 22:10:49

I seem to be on here a lot
'Cos talent is what you have got
We aim to amuse
Exchanging our views
You see I’m a polyglot

I speak Urdu and English quite well

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Juliet27 Sat 10-Dec-22 06:47:26

I speak Urdu and English quite well
My accent makes it hard to tell

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Bellanonna Sat 10-Dec-22 09:41:03

I speak Urdu and English quite well
My accent makes it hard to tell
Just where I’m from

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henetha Sat 10-Dec-22 10:37:40

I speak Urdu and English quite well
My accent makes it hard to tell
Just where I’m from
I sure ain't a Pom

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GoldenLady Sat 10-Dec-22 15:35:33

I speak Urdu and English quite well
My accent makes it hard to tell
Just where I’m from
I sure ain't a Pom
Or Scottish or Welsh, sure as hell.

The halls will be decked very soon

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VB000 Sat 10-Dec-22 15:49:15

The halls will be decked very soon
As Michael Buble starts to croon

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 12-Dec-22 16:55:10

The halls will be decked very soon
As Michael Buble starts to croon
Baubles and glitter

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