Gransnet forums

Games

Page 2 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

LIMERICKS 17 (contd)

(1001 Posts)
Add comment | Report
crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

Add comment | Report
lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 10-Jun-22 15:35:43

It's hostels, not hotels for me
You will meet more locals, you see

Add comment | Report
fairfraise Fri 10-Jun-22 18:31:07

We're sure to have fun

Add comment | Report
crazyH Fri 10-Jun-22 18:34:38

It's hostels, not hotels for me
You will meet more locals, you see
We're sure to have fun
Under the hot sun

Add comment | Report
fairfraise Fri 10-Jun-22 18:40:29

And then we can treat them to tea!

Add comment | Report
crazyH Fri 10-Jun-22 20:12:57

New start line fairfraise ?

Add comment | Report
fairfraise Fri 10-Jun-22 20:14:33

There was an old lady called Liz

Add comment | Report
NanKate Fri 10-Jun-22 21:47:18

There was an old lady called Liz
Who was partial to drinking Fizz

Add comment | Report
crazyH Fri 10-Jun-22 21:59:41

There was an old lady called Liz
Who was partial to drinking Fizz
A glass ? on waking

Add comment | Report
NanKate Fri 10-Jun-22 22:10:24

There was an old lady called Liz
Who was partial to drinking Fizz
A glass ? on waking
Then a whole lot of baking

Add comment | Report
crazyH Fri 10-Jun-22 22:21:47

There was an old lady called Liz
Who was partial to drinking Fizz
A glass ? on waking
Then a whole lot of baking
And by noon, she’s all in a tizz

She stumbles her way to the chair

Add comment | Report
NanKate Sat 11-Jun-22 08:16:46

She stumbles her way to the chair
Whilst slurping a cider of pears

Add comment | Report
Squiffy Sat 11-Jun-22 09:35:55

She stumbles her way to the chair
Whilst slurping a cider of pears
She soon starts to snore

Add comment | Report
Bellanonna Sat 11-Jun-22 10:05:19

She stumbles her way to the chair
Whilst slurping a cider of pears
She soon starts to snore
Then a knock at the door

Add comment | Report
Crocus5 Sat 11-Jun-22 11:04:56

She stumbles her way to the chair
Whilst slurping a cider of pears
She soon starts to snore
Then a knock at the door
Just manages to call “Who’s there?”

It’s elderly Jim from next door

Add comment | Report
crazyH Sat 11-Jun-22 11:38:04

It’s elderly Jim from next door
With a beard that grazes the floor

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Sat 11-Jun-22 17:08:47

It’s elderly Jim from next door
With a beard that grazes the floor
Says, "I've lost me teeth!"

Add comment | Report
Squiffy Sat 11-Jun-22 17:16:35

It’s elderly Jim from next door
With a beard that grazes the floor
Says, "I've lost me teeth!"
“I can’t eat me beef!”

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Sat 11-Jun-22 17:22:27

It’s elderly Jim from next door
With a beard that grazes the floor
Says, "I've lost me teeth!"
“I can’t eat me beef!”
His problem she couldn't ignore.

She said, "I've a spare set somewhere,"

Add comment | Report
Bellanonna Sat 11-Jun-22 20:51:19

She said, "I've a spare set somewhere,"
Will they fit you, I wonder, this pair? ??

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Sun 12-Jun-22 23:02:03

She said, "I've a spare set somewhere,"
Will they fit you, I wonder, this pair? ??
He said," thanks a bunch,

Add comment | Report
crazyH Sun 12-Jun-22 23:38:35

She said, "I've a spare set somewhere,"
Will they fit you, I wonder, this pair? ??
He said," thanks a bunch,
Can now have my lunch

Add comment | Report
Jangran99 Mon 13-Jun-22 00:09:09

She said, "I've a spare set somewhere,"
Will they fit you, I wonder, this pair? ??
He said," thanks a bunch,
Can now have my lunch
I'll return them later with care!"

I had a strange dream just last night,

Add comment | Report
crazyH Mon 13-Jun-22 00:13:00

I had a strange dream just last night,
Before me stood a figure, so bright

Add comment | Report
NanKate Mon 13-Jun-22 07:41:34

I had a strange dream just last night,
Before me stood a figure, so bright
I shook and I quivered

Add comment | Report
lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 13-Jun-22 19:36:46

I had a strange dream just last night
Before me stood a figure, so bright
I shook and I quivered
I wept and shivered

Page 2 of 40 | First | Previous | Next | Last
| Flip | Customise |

This discussion thread has reached a 1000 message limit, and so cannot accept new messages.
Start a new discussion