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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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Gwenisgreat1 Sat 06-Nov-21 14:15:06

We're going to need our woollies
Wind and rain are winter's bullies
Mittens, knitted hat
I quite like that

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Nov-21 07:47:51

We're going to need our woollies
Wind and rain are winter's bullies
Mittens, knitted hat
Though I quite like that
Depends how itchy the wool is

My welly boots have sprung a leak

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crazyH Sun 07-Nov-21 09:44:48

My welly boots have sprung a leak
When I’m walking, I make a squeak

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Crocus5 Sun 07-Nov-21 10:19:11

My welly boots have sprung a leak
When I’m walking, I make a squeak
Getting wet feet too

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henetha Sun 07-Nov-21 11:50:41

My welly boots have sprung a leak
When I’m walking, I make a squeak
Getting wet feet too
So they turned quite blue

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GoldenLady Sun 07-Nov-21 14:49:42

My welly boots have sprung a leak
When I’m walking, I make a squeak
Getting wet feet too
So they turned quite blue
Might as well just go wade in the creek.

From errand to errand I'm hopping

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Hellogirl1 Sun 07-Nov-21 22:55:36

From errand to errand I`m hopping
I really hate weekend shopping

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Jangran99 Mon 08-Nov-21 21:03:28

From errand to errand hopping
I really hate weekend shopping
Everywhere's busy

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Crocus5 Mon 08-Nov-21 21:18:07

From errand to errand hopping
I really hate weekend shopping
Everywhere’s busy
Folk in a tizzy

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crazyH Mon 08-Nov-21 22:31:28

From errand to errand hopping
I really hate weekend shopping
Everywhere’s busy
Folk in a tizzy
All that noise, my ears are popping!

I know I’ll be broke by New Year

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henetha Tue 09-Nov-21 10:26:42

I know I’ll be broke by New Year
And credit cards maxed up to here

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crazyH Tue 09-Nov-21 13:49:08

I know I’ll be broke by New Year
And credit cards maxed up to here
At our age, who cares ?

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Hellogirl1 Tue 09-Nov-21 22:03:51

I know I`ll be broke by New Year
And credit cards maxed up to here
At our age, who cares?
Only sons and heirs

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henetha Wed 10-Nov-21 10:59:14

I know I`ll be broke by New Year
And credit cards maxed up to here
At our age, who cares?
Only sons and heirs,
And they know I've spent it on beer.

My auntie is ninety-seven

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GoldenLady Wed 10-Nov-21 15:28:54

My auntie is ninety-seven
My granddad's one hundred eleven

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 10-Nov-21 15:42:09

My auntie is ninety-seven
My granddad's one hundred eleven
And I'm catching up

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Hellogirl1 Wed 10-Nov-21 21:56:27

My auntie is ninety- seven
My granddad`s one hundred eleven
And I`m catching up
No longer a pup

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Nov-21 23:19:30

My auntie is ninety- seven
Granddad`s one hundred eleven
And I`m catching up
No longer a pup
And pray it's years before heaven

I'm not starting Christmas shopping

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Nov-21 01:31:09

I'm not starting Christmas shopping
While prices seem to be whopping

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Nov-21 15:57:46

I'm not starting Christmas shopping
While prices seem to be whopping
I'll hang on a bit

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GoldenLady Thu 11-Nov-21 17:14:02

I'm not starting Christmas shopping
While prices seem to be whopping
I'll hang on a bit
At home I will sit

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Jangran99 Sun 14-Nov-21 17:23:02

I'm not starting Christmas shopping
While prices seem to be whopping
I'll hang on a bit
At home I will sit
Those New Year bills I'll be lopping.

It isn't that I'm a miser

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Juliet27 Sun 14-Nov-21 22:41:46

It isn't that I'm a miser
To buy in the sales is wiser

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Hellogirl1 Sun 14-Nov-21 23:36:03

It isn`t that I`m a miser
To buy in the sales is wiser
Get more for your cash

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GoldenLady Sun 14-Nov-21 23:57:30

It isn`t that I`m a miser
To buy in the sales is wiser
Get more for your cash
Best not to be rash

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