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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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henetha Sat 23-Oct-21 10:59:09

That house on the hill may be haunted
My friend, by that she’s not daunted,
It's a happy ghost

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Ashcombe Sat 23-Oct-21 13:01:42

That house on the hill may be haunted
My friend, by that she’s not daunted,
It's a happy ghost,
Who lives on the coast

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crazyH Sat 23-Oct-21 13:17:14

That house on the hill may be haunted
My friend, by that she’s not daunted,
It's a happy ghost,
Who lives on the coast
The locals are never taunted

Wonder what would happen if I eat

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 23-Oct-21 13:49:59

Wonder what would happen if I eat
A big choccy cake as a treat

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Crocus5 Sun 24-Oct-21 16:53:27

Wonder what would happen if I eat
A big choccy cake as a treat
You’ll feel very full

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crazyH Sun 24-Oct-21 19:44:58

Wonder what would happen if I eat
A big choccy cake as a treat
You’ll feel very full
You’ll be far from cool

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Juliet27 Mon 25-Oct-21 11:13:46

Wonder what would happen if I eat
A big choccy cake as a treat
You’ll feel very full
You’ll be far from cool
You’ll increase the size of your seat!

It’s next weekend the clocks go back

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crazyH Mon 25-Oct-21 11:17:59

It’s next weekend the clocks go back
Does it mean we will gain or lack ?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 25-Oct-21 16:10:24

It's next weekend the clocks go back
Does it mean we will gain or lack?
I think we'll gain one hour

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GoldenLady Mon 25-Oct-21 16:15:57

It's next weekend the clocks go back
Does it mean we will gain or lack?
I think we'll gain one hour
Giving sleep much more power

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Juliet27 Tue 26-Oct-21 07:12:40

It's next weekend the clocks go back
Does it mean we will gain or lack?
I think we'll gain one hour
Giving sleep much more power
I always wake up at the crack

This year seems to have gone so fast

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henetha Tue 26-Oct-21 10:15:14

This year seems to have gone so fast
I wonder, will it be my last?

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crazyH Tue 26-Oct-21 12:38:12

This year seems to have gone so fast
I wonder, will it be my last?
Don’t say things like that

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Crocus5 Tue 26-Oct-21 13:37:38

This year seems to have gone so fast
I wonder, will it be my last
Don’t say things like that
We need much more chat

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Juliet27 Tue 26-Oct-21 13:55:58

This year seems to have gone so fast
I wonder, will it be my last
Don’t say things like that
We need much more chat
Just the thought has left me aghast.

A pumpkin grower from Polegate

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GoldenLady Tue 26-Oct-21 14:21:06

A pumpkin grower from Polegate
Insured his crop with Allstate

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crazyH Tue 26-Oct-21 15:16:16

A pumpkin grower from Polegate
Insured his crop with Allstate
But they didn't pay out

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Juliet27 Tue 26-Oct-21 15:23:09

A pumpkin grower from Polegate
Insured his crop with Allstate
They didn’t pay out
When it failed by drought

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 26-Oct-21 16:44:20

A pumpkin grower from Polegate
Insured his crop with Allstate
They didn't pay out
When it failed by drought
No wonder, big companies, we hate.

He thought he'd try his luck elsewhere

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crazyH Tue 26-Oct-21 19:42:09

He thought he'd try his luck elsewhere
He grew an orchid, that was rare

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Hellogirl1 Tue 26-Oct-21 23:19:10

He thought he`d try his luck elsewhere
He grew an orchid, that was rare
It had great perfume

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crazyH Wed 27-Oct-21 00:30:54

He thought he`d try his luck elsewhere
He grew an orchid, that was rare
It had great perfume
Wafting thru the room

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henetha Wed 27-Oct-21 17:13:39

He thought he`d try his luck elsewhere
He grew an orchid, that was rare
It had great perfume
Wafting thru the room
And when it died the stem was bare.

So he bought plastic ones instead

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Crocus5 Wed 27-Oct-21 19:06:57

So he bought plastic ones instead
But they didn’t turn many a head

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Hellogirl1 Wed 27-Oct-21 21:57:31

So he bought plastic ones instead
But they didn`t turn many a head
They grew quite dusty

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