Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

And blouses with decolletage!
For bosoms, both little and large
A jumpsuit or two
They were a boo-boo

And blouses with decolletage!
For bosoms, both little and large
A jumpsuit or two
They were a boo-boo
Military style like a Sarge.

Oh, what could the next fashion be?

Oh, what could the next fashion be?
A tunic worn high above knee.

Oh, what could the next fashion be?
A tunic worn high above knee.
Worn by the daring,

Oh, what could the next fashion be?
A tunic worn high above knee.
Worn by the daring,
Who keep on swearing

Oh, what could the next fashion be?
A tunic worn high above knee.
Worn by the daring,
Who keep on swearing
They’re worthy of being carefree

But not all styles suit one and all

But not all styles suit one and all
For some, you need to be slim’n tall

But not all styles suit one and all
For some, you need to be slim’n tall
With a tiny waist

But not all styles suit one and all
For some, you need to be slim 'n tall
With a tiny waist
And all in good taste

But not all styles suit one and all
For some you need to be slim ‘n tall
With a tiny waist
And all in good taste
You’ll look like the belle of the ball

I’m dressed in my very best gown

I’m dressed in my very best gown
Think I’ll take a drive into town

I’m dressed in my very best gown
Think I’ll take a drive into town
I’ll find a fine restaurant

I’m dressed in my very best gown
Think I’ll take a drive into town
I’ll find a restaurant
No, I really can’t

I’m dressed in my very best gown
Think I’ll take a drive into town
I’ll find a restaurant
No, I really can’t
I’ll sit in the sun and go brown.

Some people find tanning easy

Some people find tanning easy
It makes me come over all wheezy

Some people find tanning easy
It makes me come over all wheezy
So I’ll stick with the fake

Some people find tanning easy
It makes me come over all wheezy
I’ll stick with the fake
Much rather than bake

Some people find tanning easy
It makes me come over all wheezy
I’ll stick with the fake
Much rather than bake
And sun block just makes me feel greasy.

A huge flock of birds overhead

A huge flock of birds overhead
I’m standing beneath them with dread

A huge flock of birds overhead
I’m standing beneath them with dread.
There cones a big splat

A huge flock of birds overhead
I’m standing beneath them with dread.
There comes a big splat
And I shout ‘Drat’

A huge flock of birds overhead
I’m standing beneath them with dread.
There comes a big splat
And I shout out ‘Drat!
Go find a new target instead!’

They’ve spotted my washing! Oh no!

They’ve spotted my washing! Oh no!
It’s ‘whites day’- glad I’ve got just four

They’ve spotted my washing! Oh no!
It’s ‘whites day’- glad I’ve got just four
But that doesn't rhyme

They've spotted my washing! Oh no!
It's 'whites day' - glad I've got just four
But that doesn't rhyme
I don't want their slime