Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

“Language Jack!”, I reminded him
As we sank a bottle of gin
And soon we didn't care

“Language Jack!”, I reminded him
As we sank a bottle of gin

I'll check the weather reports first
So not caught out by a cloudburst
But wear a stout mac
"Come on then," says Jack
Really flustered and then he cursed.

“Language Jack!”, I reminded him

I'll check the weather reports first
So not caught out by a cloudburst
But wear a stout mac
"Come on then," says Jack

I`ll check the weather reports first
So not caught out by a cloudburst
But wear a stout mac

I`ll check the weather reports first
So not caught out by a cloudburst

Hope there`s no great damage been caused
Our dog walks have sadly been paused
The storm is over
I`ll drive to Dover
Our safety has now been endorsed

I`ll check the weather reports first

Hope there's no great damage been caused
Our dog walks have sadly been paused
The storm is over
I’ll drive to Dover

Hope there's no great damage been caused
Our dog walks have sadly been paused
The storm is now over

Hope there's no great damage been caused
Our dog walks have sadly been paused

Stormy winds are heading our way
Heck, the windows rattle and sway
The end of the quay
Has boats floating free
My dustbin has just blown away

Hope there’s no great damage been caused

Stormy winds are heading our way
Heck, the windows rattle and sway
The end of the quay
Has boats floating free

Stormy winds are heading our way
Heck, the windows rattle and sway
The end of the quay

Storm winds are heading our way
Heck, the windows rattle and sway

Chocolates are everyone`s love
Invented by heaven above
They melt in your mouth
Make your weight go south
My favorite chocolates are Dove.

Storm winds are heading our way

Chocolates are everyone`s love
Invented by heaven above
They melt in your mouth
Make your weight go south

Chocolates are everyone's love
Invented by heaven above
They melt in your mouth

Chocolates are everyone's love
Invented by heaven above

Decided to treat my dear self
I feel like I'm left on the shelf
Bought Thorntons,the best
Invited a guest
A moonlighting toymaker elf.

Chocolates are everyone's love

Decided to treat my dear self
I feel like I'm left on the shelf
Bought Thorntons,the best
Invited a guest

Decided to treat my dear self,
I feel like I'm left on the shelf
Bought Thorntons, the best

Decided to treat my dear self,
I feel like I'm left on the shelf

The shops are bursting with the stuff
For those with cash who care enough
Flowers and candy
Are always handy
I didn’t get any, that was tough ?

Decided to treat my dear self,

The shops are bursting with the stuff
For those with cash who care enough
Flowers and candy
Are always handy

The shops are bursting with the stuff
For those with cash who care enough
Flowers and candy