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Does Santa do shopping online?
No, saw him in Tesco one time
With his long white beard
He looked slightly weird
Especially when queuing in line

He left Rudolf out in the car park

He left Rudolf out in the car park
And his nose nicely lit up the dark

He left Rudolf out in the car park
And his nose nicely lit up the dark
Tied by the trollies

He left Rudolf out in the car park
And his nose nicely lit up the dark
Tied by the trollies
Next to two collies

He left Rudolf out in the car park
And his nose nicely lit up the dark
Tied by the trollies
Next to two collies
He ran when they started to bark.

Last seen on the M25

Last seen on the M25
And on BBC local live

Last seen on the M25
And on BBC local live
Causing cars to swerve

Last seen on the M25
And on BBC local live
Causing cars to swerve
You'd need a strong nerve

Last seen on the M25
And on BBC local live
Causing cars to swerve
You'd need a strong nerve
To try to continue to drive!

With Santa he finally connected

With Santa he reconnected
When by brave police collected

With Santa he reconnected
When by brave police collected
Santa was so cross

With Santa he reconnected
When by brave police collected
Santa was so cross
Didn't care a toss

With Santa he reconnected
When by brave police collected
Santa was so cross
Didn't care a toss
When Rudolph was rudely inspected.

All the reindeer and Santa arrested!

All the reindeer and Santa arrested!
They screamed, shouted and protested

All the reindeer and Santa arrested!
They screamed, shouted and protested
"You cannot do this!"

All the reindeer and Santa arrested!
They screamed, shouted and protested
"You cannot do this!"
"Kids, they will all miss...

All the reindeer and Santa arrested!
They screamed, shouted and protested
"You cannot do this!"
"Kids, they will all miss
The junk that we bring," they suggested.

They finally got out on bail

They finally got out on bail
When Rudolph's red nose didn't fail.

They finally got out on bail
When Rudolph's red nose didn't fail.
Got on with their jobs

They finally got out on bail
When Rudolf`s red nose didn`t fail.
Got on with their jobs
No more childrens sobs

They finally got out on bail
When Rudolf`s red nose didn`t fail.
Got on with their jobs
No more childrens sobs
And that is the end of our tale.

The air has a Christmasy frost

The air has a Christmassy frost
Which I have found out to my cost

The air has a Christmassy frost
Which I have found out to my cost
Should have bought that warm coat!

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The air has a Christmassy frost
Which I have found out to my cost
Wish I’d a warm coat
Wrapped up to my throat

The air has a Christmassy frost
Which I have found out to my cost
Wish I’d a warm coat
Wrapped up to my throat
But sadly my coat has been lost.

It fell overboard from a boat