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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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GoldenLady Sat 20-Nov-21 00:25:26

Some things haven`t changed all that much
Men still like to prove they are butch,
It's fixed in their genes

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Juliet27 Sat 20-Nov-21 06:41:04

Some things haven`t changed all that much
Men still like to prove they are butch,
It's fixed in their genes
They’ll use any means

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henetha Sat 20-Nov-21 11:25:12

Some things haven`t changed all that much
Men still like to prove they are butch,
It's fixed in their genes
They’ll use any means
To show that they've still got the touch.

Do us women strive to stay young?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Nov-21 14:50:32

Do us women strive to stay young?
And our lips look like a bee's stung?

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Hellogirl1 Sat 20-Nov-21 22:51:17

Do us women strive to stay young?
And our lips look like a bee`s stung?
I`m now past caring

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Juliet27 Sun 21-Nov-21 06:35:44

Do us women strive to stay young?
And our lips look like a bee`s stung?
I`m now past caring
Wrinkles I’m baring

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nanna8 Sun 21-Nov-21 06:41:12

Do us women strive to stay young?
And our lips look like a bee’s stung
I’m now past caring
Wrinkles I’m baring
And a big roll rests round my tum

In the old days I’d dance through the night

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nanna8 Sun 21-Nov-21 06:45:13

Oops
Once I’d drink and dance through the night

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henetha Sun 21-Nov-21 10:57:13

Once I’d drink and dance through the night
In the morning, oh what a sight!

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GoldenLady Sun 21-Nov-21 17:36:34

Once I’d drink and dance through the night
In the morning, oh what a sight!
But I'd get up and go

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Hellogirl1 Sun 21-Nov-21 22:18:48

Once I`d drink and dance through the night
In the morning, oh what a sight!
But I`d get up and go
Just could not say no

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crazyH Mon 22-Nov-21 00:37:47

Once I`d drink and dance through the night
In the morning, oh what a sight!
But I`d get up and go
Just could not say no
Despite the fact, I looked a fright

I was never really, the belle of the ball

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Juliet27 Mon 22-Nov-21 07:47:14

I was never belle of the ball
I’d fade away in the dance hall

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henetha Mon 22-Nov-21 10:29:13

I was never belle of the ball
I’d fade away in the dance hall
Or dance all alone

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 22-Nov-21 15:58:25

I was never belle of the ball
I'd fade away in the dance hall
Or dance all alone
Get into my 'zone'

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henetha Wed 24-Nov-21 10:23:31

I was never belle of the ball
I'd fade away in the dance hall
Or dance all alone
Get into my 'zone'
And trip over my bag and fall.

Then they'd take me to A and E

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Crocus5 Wed 24-Nov-21 15:35:51

Then they’d take me to A and E
And offer me a cup of tea

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Juliet27 Wed 24-Nov-21 15:39:10

Then they’d take me to A and E
And offer me a cup of tea
I felt such a fool

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crazyH Wed 24-Nov-21 15:39:45

Then they’d take me to A and E
And offer me a cup of tea
Young Doctor in white

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Hellogirl1 Wed 24-Nov-21 21:51:12

Then they`d take me to A and E
And offer me a cup of tea
I felt such a fool
Not clever, not cool,

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Ashcombe Wed 24-Nov-21 22:05:34

Then they`d take me to A and E
And offer me a cup of tea
I felt such a fool
Not clever, not cool,
To find I had fractured my knee!

The X-ray confirmed this was so,

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Juliet27 Thu 25-Nov-21 07:23:05

The X-ray confirmed this was so,
I must admit that was a blow

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henetha Thu 25-Nov-21 09:53:31

The X-ray confirmed this was so,
I must admit that was a blow
Now I'm in plaster

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 25-Nov-21 15:04:14

The x-ray confirmed this was so
I must admit that was a blow
Now I'm in plaster
What a disaster

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Ashcombe Fri 26-Nov-21 13:43:09

The x-ray confirmed this was so
I must admit that was a blow
Now I'm in plaster
What a disaster
To physio next I must go.

Will I see a helpful young man?

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