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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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Bellanonna Wed 20-Jul-22 10:19:29

but what will we do with that stuff
To dispose of it will be tough
I love my knick-knacks
Truth be told I’ve got stacks

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henetha Wed 20-Jul-22 10:28:36

But what will we do with that stuff
To dispose of it will be tough
I love my knick-knacks
Truth is, I’ve got stacks
And most of it's covered in fluff.

I'll flick around with my duster

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Crocus5 Wed 20-Jul-22 10:42:07

I’ll flick around with my duster
With all the care I can muster

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Beautful Wed 20-Jul-22 12:15:36

I’ll flick around with my duster
With all the care I can muster
The dust is still there

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Juliet27 Wed 20-Jul-22 15:10:58

I’ll flick around with my duster
With all the care I can muster
The dust is still there
I really despair

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 21-Jul-22 09:12:11

I'll flick around with my duster
With all the care I can muster
The dust is still there
I really despair
I give excuses and bluster.

I do like a soft scrambled egg

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Crocus5 Thu 21-Jul-22 14:32:15

I do like a soft scrambled egg
Not something for which I would beg

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 23-Jul-22 08:21:01

I do like a soft scrambled egg
Not something for which I would beg
Yellow and runny

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crazyH Sat 23-Jul-22 09:10:58

I do like a soft scrambled egg
Not something for which I would beg
Yellow and runny
A bit like honey

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henetha Sat 23-Jul-22 10:17:43

I do like a soft scrambled egg
Not something for which I would beg
Yellow and runny
A bit like honey
I spilled some all down my left leg.

The dog now thinks I'm so tasty

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Mine Sat 23-Jul-22 12:55:35

The dog thinks now I'm so tasty
Hes licked me and now I look pasty
I'll use my fake tan
I bought in Milan

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Bellanonna Sat 23-Jul-22 19:00:14

The dog thinks now I'm so tasty
Hes licked me and now I look pasty
I'll use my fake tan
I bought in Milan
And try hard to be less hasty

It’s nearing the end of July

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Crocus5 Sat 23-Jul-22 19:41:47

It’s nearing the end of July
My, oh my, how the time does fly

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Beautful Sat 23-Jul-22 21:02:05

It’s nearing the end of July
My, oh my, how the time does fly
Weeds taking over

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Jangran99 Sat 23-Jul-22 23:32:57

It’s nearing the end of July
My, oh my, how the time does fly
Weeds taking over
Grass full of clover

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fairfraise Sun 24-Jul-22 07:56:06

It's nearing the end of July
My, oh my, how the time does fly
Weeds taking over
Grass full of clover
Some pot plants all crispy and dry.

I know we’ve had rain all night

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henetha Sun 24-Jul-22 11:21:55

I know we’ve had rain all night
It's wet now, a wonderful sight,

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Crocus5 Sun 24-Jul-22 12:52:51

I know we’ve had rain all night
It’s wet now, a wonderful sight
Potted plants revived

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 24-Jul-22 14:50:57

I know we've had rain all night
It's wet now, a wonderful sight
Potted plants revived
Somehow they survived

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Beautful Sun 24-Jul-22 22:50:55

I know we've had rain all night
It's wet now, a wonderful sight
Potted plants revived
Somehow they survived
Now they look all lovely & bright

My poor feet are all swollen & weary

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Juliet27 Mon 25-Jul-22 08:15:17

My feet are swollen and weary
And my sight seems to be bleary

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henetha Mon 25-Jul-22 09:53:00

My feet are swollen and weary
And my sight seems to be bleary
In fact I'm a mess

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 25-Jul-22 12:23:57

My feet are swollen and weary
And my sight seems to be bleary
In fact I'm a mess
Yet I must confess

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Bellanonna Tue 26-Jul-22 10:50:49

My feet are swollen and weary
And my sight seems to be bleary
In fact I'm a mess
Yet I must confess
I actually love myself dearly

I’m off to the market at noon

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fairfraise Tue 26-Jul-22 13:21:30

I'm off to the market at noon
I'm sure I'll be back very soon

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