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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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crazyH Fri 01-Jul-22 14:06:44

We'll don our camouflage gear. . .
War paints and hard boots we will wear

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NanKate Fri 01-Jul-22 16:18:50

We'll don our camouflage gear. . .
War paints and hard boots we will wear
We’ll hide in the forest

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crazyH Fri 01-Jul-22 16:51:44

We'll don our camouflage gear. . .
War paints and hard boots we will wear
Hide in the forest
Check out the bird’s nest

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fairfraise Sat 02-Jul-22 18:48:02

We'll don our camouflage gear. . .
War paints and hard boots we will wear
Hide in the forest
Check out the birds nest
But lo - a TV crew is near.

We'll cross the border, to Niger

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NanKate Sat 02-Jul-22 22:22:02

We'll cross the border, to Niger
Which definitely borders Sahara

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fairfraise Mon 04-Jul-22 08:16:59

We'll cross the border to Niger
Which definitely borders Sahara
The crew won't be coming,

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crazyH Mon 04-Jul-22 08:58:29

We'll cross the border to Niger
Which definitely borders Sahara
The crew won't be coming,
They’re flying to Wyoming

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henetha Mon 04-Jul-22 11:09:41

We'll cross the border to Niger
Which definitely borders Sahara
The crew won't be coming,
They’re flying to Wyoming
But I'm going on to Java.

I think I need a new atlas

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 04-Jul-22 15:33:30

I think I need a new atlas
So many name changes, oh blast!

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crazyH Mon 04-Jul-22 15:36:29

I think I need a new atlas
So many name changes, oh blast!
Geography, I failed

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Unigran4 Mon 04-Jul-22 15:49:41

Whilst history I nailed

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crazyH Mon 04-Jul-22 16:03:33

I think I need a new atlas
So many name changes, oh blast!
Geography, I failed
Whilst history I nailed
Despite that I came last in class.

I was forced to wear a dunce-cap

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fairfraise Mon 04-Jul-22 16:06:26

I was forced to wear a dunce cap
And stand in front of a world map

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NanKate Mon 04-Jul-22 22:25:54

I was forced to wear a dunce cap
And stand in front of a world map
I learned all the capitols

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Juliet27 Tue 05-Jul-22 01:41:05

I was forced to wear a dunce cap
And stand in front of a world map
The capitals learned
A B+ was earned

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Jul-22 18:37:41

I was forced to wear a dunce cap
And stand in front of a world map
The capitals learned
A B+ was earned
The teacher gave me a backslap.

But I couldn't wait to leave school

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fairfraise Tue 05-Jul-22 18:59:56

But I couldn't wait to leave school
I never ever found it cool!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 06-Jul-22 13:07:38

But I couldn't wait to leave school
I never ever found it cool!
Hated the gymslip

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crazyH Wed 06-Jul-22 14:57:19

But I couldn't wait to leave school
I never ever found it cool!
Hated the gymslip
And boring school trips

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fairfraise Wed 06-Jul-22 16:26:42

But I couldn't wait to leave school
I never ever found it cool!
Hated the gymslip
And boring school trips
With boys always playing the fool!

A young tennis player called Nick

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Beautful Wed 06-Jul-22 16:35:26

A young tennis player called Nick
Who's forehand slam was quite quick

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fairfraise Wed 06-Jul-22 17:06:09

A young tennis player called Nick
Whose forehand slam was quite quick,
Tripped over his shoes,

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crazyH Wed 06-Jul-22 17:10:47

A young tennis player called Nick
Whose forehand slam was quite quick,
Tripped over his shoes,
The crowd shouted “Boooooos”

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NanKate Wed 06-Jul-22 22:17:47

A young tennis player called Nick
Whose forehand slam was quite quick,
Tripped over his shoes,
The crowd shouted “Boooooos”
He’s known as a real clever Dick.

It’s Rafa who’s the great tennis player

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fairfraise Thu 07-Jul-22 05:01:28

It's Rafa who's the great tennis player,
Thrilling us playing young Taylor!

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