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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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Juliet27 Fri 22-Apr-22 06:09:29

It’s a joy to wake to birdsong
Tweeting and chirping all along
It’s time for nesting

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Hellogirl1 Fri 22-Apr-22 15:31:01

It`s a joy to wake up to birdsong
Tweeting and chirping all along
It`s time for nesting
No, not for resting!

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crazyH Sat 23-Apr-22 11:46:45

It`s a joy to wake up to birdsong
Tweeting and chirping all along
It`s time for nesting
No, not for resting!
Can’t afford to get it all wrong.

I wish I looked after my feet

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Crocus5 Sun 24-Apr-22 15:00:35

I wish I looked after my feet
And then I could dance to the beat

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henetha Mon 25-Apr-22 10:35:08

I wish I looked after my feet
And then I could dance to the beat
But my corns do throb

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Juliet27 Mon 25-Apr-22 14:21:57

I wish I looked after my feet
And then I could dance to the beat
But my corns do throb
My high heels I’ll lob

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NanKate Mon 25-Apr-22 15:09:05

I wish I looked after my feet
And then I could dance to the beat
But my corns do throb
My high heels I’ll lob
So I’ll make a hasty retreat.

I want to shake Zelensky’s hand. ?

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Juliet27 Tue 26-Apr-22 07:03:22

I want to shake Zelensky’s hand. ?
A strong man with a loyal band

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NanKate Tue 26-Apr-22 07:14:26

I want to shake Zelensky’s hand. ?
A strong man with a loyal band
He’s stood up to Putin

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henetha Tue 26-Apr-22 10:41:16

I want to shake Zelensky’s hand. ?
A strong man with a loyal band
He’s stood up to Putin
No one's disputing

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Juliet27 Tue 26-Apr-22 19:32:50

I want to shake Zelensky’s hand. ?
A strong man with a loyal band
He’s stood up to Putin
No one's disputing
He’s very brave to make a stand

But the losses are heartbreaking

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crazyH Tue 26-Apr-22 19:39:44

But the losses are heartbreaking
Men going to war, forsaking

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henetha Wed 27-Apr-22 10:29:33

But the losses are heartbreaking
Men going to war, forsaking
Families, so brave

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crazyH Wed 27-Apr-22 12:34:21

But the losses are heartbreaking
Men going to war, forsaking
Families, so brave
With children to save

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Juliet27 Fri 29-Apr-22 06:17:43

But the losses are heartbreaking
Men going to war, forsaking
Families, so brave
With children to save
And broken lives in the making

We’re learning to cut our losses

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Juliet27 Mon 16-May-22 10:28:42

We’re learning to cut our losses
Without much help from our bosses

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crazyH Mon 16-May-22 10:59:37

We’re learning to cut our losses
Without much help from our bosses
Pay has been frozen

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Juliet27 Fri 20-May-22 07:10:07

We’re learning to cut our losses
Without much help from our bosses
Pay has been frozen
Redundancy chosen

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NanKate Wed 25-May-22 07:37:04

We’re learning to cut our losses
Without much help from our bosses
Pay has been frozen
Redundancy chosen
I shall become a chef and make sauces

There was a smart woman from Gransnet

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Crocus5 Fri 27-May-22 13:08:24

There was a woman from Gransnet
Who spoke to everyone she met

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crazyH Fri 27-May-22 13:33:49

There was a woman from Gransnet
Who spoke to everyone she met
When she went shopping

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Juliet27 Fri 27-May-22 21:08:17

There was a woman from Gransnet
Who spoke to everyone she met
When she went shopping
She would keep stopping

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Bellanonna Fri 27-May-22 21:25:16

There was a woman from Gransnet
Who spoke to everyone she met
When she went shopping
She would keep stopping
To have just one more cigarette

She nattered her way through the day

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crazyH Fri 27-May-22 22:24:19

She nattered her way through the day
Her neighbours kept out of her way

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Juliet27 Sun 29-May-22 16:14:22

She nattered her way through the day
Her neighbours kept out of her way
Gossip they’d avoid

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