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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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crazyH Tue 02-Nov-21 11:20:19

But really, I quite like cows,
Chewing the cud underneath boughs
Their large bulging eyes

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henetha Tue 02-Nov-21 10:34:24

But really, I quite like cows,
Chewing the cud underneath boughs

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Hellogirl1 Mon 01-Nov-21 22:42:31

When I see her who caused me grief
I`ll punch her and knock out her teeth
I see her face now
The big ugly cow
The one with udders underneath

But really, I quite like cows

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crazyH Mon 01-Nov-21 13:04:01

When I see her who caused me grief
I'll punch her and knock out her teeth
I see her face now
The big ugly cow

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 01-Nov-21 11:18:16

When I see her who caused me grief
I'll punch her and knock out her teeth
I see her face now

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henetha Mon 01-Nov-21 10:45:55

When I see her who caused me grief
I'll punch her and knock out her teeth

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crazyH Mon 01-Nov-21 10:18:31

Bet I won't be lonely down there
I might find a billionaire!
But with three ex-wives
And out come the knives
And one of them falls on the pyre

When I see her who caused me grief

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Juliet27 Mon 01-Nov-21 10:09:00

Bet I won't be lonely down there
I might find a billionaire!
But with three ex-wives
And out come the knives

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henetha Sun 31-Oct-21 11:25:51

Bet I won't be lonely down there
I might find a billionaire!
But with three ex-wives

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Juliet27 Sun 31-Oct-21 07:29:51

Bet I won't be lonely down there
I might find a billionaire!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 30-Oct-21 14:37:08

"Only pious people live here"
Your conscience has to be quite clear
I could make it so
But I'd rather go
To hell, it's more fun, where's the beer?

Bet I won't be lonely down there

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henetha Sat 30-Oct-21 10:22:07

“ Only pious people live here"
Your conscience has to be quite clear
I could make it so
But I'd rather go

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Juliet27 Sat 30-Oct-21 06:51:30

“ Only pious people live here"
Your conscience has to be quite clear
I could make it so

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crazyH Fri 29-Oct-21 21:44:55

“Only pious people live here"
Your conscience has to be quite clear

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Hellogirl1 Fri 29-Oct-21 21:40:00

I returned to beautiful Rome
Thought I`d make the Vatican my home
Pope didn`t like it
He said "better shift it"
You don`t belong under my dome

"Only pious people live here"

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crazyH Fri 29-Oct-21 17:41:04

I returned to beautiful Rome
Thought I’d make the Vatican my home
Pope didn’t like it
He said ‘better shift it’

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Crocus5 Fri 29-Oct-21 17:11:56

I returned to beautiful Rome
Thought I’d make the Vatican my home
Pope didn’t like it

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crazyH Fri 29-Oct-21 16:40:09

I returned to beautiful Rome
Thought I’d make the Vatican my home

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 29-Oct-21 16:01:23

I threw my coins in the fountain
And them climbed several mountains
To see if I could
Beat Daniel Wood
For my wishes I couldn't count on.

I returned to beautiful Rome

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crazyH Thu 28-Oct-21 15:45:55

I threw my coins in the fountain
And then climbed several mountains
To see if I could
Beat Daniel Wood

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henetha Thu 28-Oct-21 10:36:30

I threw my coins in the fountain
And then climbed several mountains
To see if I could

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Ali08 Thu 28-Oct-21 05:34:15

I lounged in the sun for a bit
I threw my coins in the fountain

And climbed several mountains

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Hellogirl1 Wed 27-Oct-21 21:54:06

My mother almost had a fit
When university I quit
"You`re not coming home"
So I went to Rome
And lounged in the sun for a bit

I threw my coins in the fountain

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henetha Wed 27-Oct-21 17:01:34

My mother almost had a fit
When university I quit
“You’re not coming home”
So I went to Rome

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crazyH Wed 27-Oct-21 09:13:06

My mother almost had a fit
When university I quit
“You’re not coming home”

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