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July21 - limericks

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Infinity2 Sun 18-Jul-21 10:08:18

There was a young man from Tyrone
Who would not detach from his phone

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Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 19:32:49

And the convent will be awfully mad !

Just then as they started to land

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crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 21:14:07

Just then as they started to land
She reached out for his manly hand

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Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 21:30:35

Just then as they started to land
She reached out for his manly hand
He screamed out in horror and shock

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Grany Mon 19-Jul-21 21:54:24

Just then as they started to land
She reached for his hand
He screamed out in shock
That's my foot and sock

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Hellogirl1 Mon 19-Jul-21 21:55:04

Just then as they started to land
She reached out for his manly hand
He screamed out in shock
She said "What`s up, cock?"

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Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 22:32:25

For all he could see was pink sand !

A flamingo was eating a fish

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crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 23:19:21

A flamingo was eating a fish
He wanted it served in a dish

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Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 23:29:12

A flamingo was eating a fish
He wanted it served in a dish
So called for the waiter

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crazyH Mon 19-Jul-21 23:33:18

A flamingo was eating a fish
He wanted it served in a dish
So called for the waiter
“Is this how you cater?”

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Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 23:36:47

So called for the waiter
Is this how you cater ?
I thought that this joint was real swish !

I was finding it hard to stay sane

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cb1963 Tue 20-Jul-21 09:10:26

I was finding it hard to stay sane.
Strange thoughts were going through my brain.

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Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 09:13:08

I was finding it hard to stay sane
Strange thoughts were going through my brain
The flamingo fell dead

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 20-Jul-21 12:39:35

I was finding it hard to stay sane
Strange thoughts were going through my brain
The flamingo fell dead
And then I saw red

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Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 14:48:56

I was finding it hard to stay sane
Strange thoughts were going through my brain
The flamingo fell dead
And then I saw red
Because I was feeling the strain.

An elephant came into view

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Crocus5 Tue 20-Jul-21 17:11:31

An elephant came into view
Oh, look, I quickly said to Sue

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cb1963 Tue 20-Jul-21 17:59:25

An elephant came into view.
Oh look I quickly said to Sue.
I think we'd better make a fast exit.

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Infinity2 Tue 20-Jul-21 19:06:38

An elephant came into view
Oh look I quickly said to Sue
I think we’d better make a fast exit
Before voting for Brexit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 21-Jul-21 08:32:10

An elephant came into view
Oh look I quickly said to Sue
I think we'd better make a fast exit
Before voting for Brexit
As Nellie's escaped from the zoo.

The young man was a thrill seeker

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 08:59:55

The young man was a thrill seeker
But his brother in law was much weaker

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henetha Wed 21-Jul-21 12:10:03

The young man was a thrill seeker
But his brother in law was much weaker
He sat with his mum

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 12:13:03

The young man was a thrill seeker
But his brother in law was much weaker
He sat with mum
Who was tapping a drum

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cb1963 Wed 21-Jul-21 12:15:16

The young man was a thrill seeker.
But his brother in law
was much weaker.
He sat with his mum
Right under her thumb

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Crocus5 Wed 21-Jul-21 12:15:43

The young man was a thrill seeker
But his brother in law was much weaker
He sat with his mum
Chewing on gum

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Infinity2 Wed 21-Jul-21 12:17:39

He sat with his mum
chewing on gum
His future couldn’t look any bleaker.

Just then a plane fell from the sky

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Hellogirl1 Wed 21-Jul-21 23:21:47

Just then a plane fell from the sky
I said they should not fly so high

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