July21 - limericks

He invited me on a date
But sadly I turned up too late,
I toddled on home
He'd lent me his comb
So I'm going to sit down and wait.

On Twitter or Facebook he'll be

He invited me on a date
But sadly I turned up too late,
I toddled on home
He'd lent me his comb

He invited me on a date
But sadly I turned up too late
I toddled on home

He invited me on a date
But sadly I turned up too late

I met a young man from Kildare
Who had the most gorgeous red hair
A-blaze in the sun
He was so much fun
He was full of joie-de-vivre

He invited me on a date

I met a young man from Kildare
Who had the most gorgeous red hair
A-blaze in the sun
He was so much fun

I met a young man from Kildare
Who had the most gorgeous red hair
A-blaze in the sun

Sorry should be
Who had the most gorgeous red hair

I met a young man from Kildare
Who had the most gorgeous hair

For we have found friendship on here,
Although far apart, seems so near
We have a chit chat,
Occasional spat
But mostly we’re all of good cheer

I met a young man from Kildare

For we have found friendship on here,
Although far apart, seems so near
We have a chit chat,
Occasional spat

For we have found friendship on here,
Although far apart, seems so near
We have a chit chat

For we have found friendship on here,
Although far apart, seems so near

A new girl posted on Gransnet
And I’m sure she’ll be an asset
She'll soon learn the ropes
And tell us her hopes
We'll comfort if e'er she's upset

For we have found friendship on here

A new girl posted on Gransnet
And I'm sure she'll be an asset
She'll soon learn the ropes
And tell us her hopes

A new girl posted on Gransnet
And I’m sure she’ll be an asset
She'll soon learn the ropes

A new girl posted on Gransnet
And I’m sure she’ll be an asset

The news now is so depressing
So must try to count each blessing
Thank our lucky stars
And pray nothing mars
And get through it without stressing.

A new girl posted on Gransnet

The news now is so depressing
So must try to count each blessing
thank our lucky stars
And pray nothing mars

And thank our lucky stars

Know the feeling Beautiful

The news now is so depressing
So must try to count each blessing

Sorry just done it Jan gran ... called aging I forgot ! Silly me

I've tried it and kept falling off
I prob need lessons from the Hoff
I caused a big splash
Sustained a red rash
Now I have a nasty cough !

The news is so depressing

Beautiful could we have a new first line?

I've tried it and kept falling off
I prob need lessons from the Hoff
I caused a big splash
Sustained a red rash
Now I have a nasty cough !