Versatile Verse 4 please continue

Maybe the bank vault would be better
To keep it safe so I wont be a debter

No one will know what I hide in there

There it will stay until I find
Another place and change my mind

Maybe the bank vault would be better

And embed it safe within my walls
Must take great care, lest it falls

There it will stay until I find

My treasure chest I’ll have to hide
With all my valuables locked inside

And embed it safe within my walls

And I hope he'll help keep the burglars away
I hope his barks will keep them at bay.

My treasure chest I’ll have to hide

So I soon will get fit and look after my pet
And when he's ill we will visit the vet

And I hope he'll help keep the burglars away

But I really will buy a big dog very soon
Ill walk him each morning and also at noon

So I soon will get fit and look after my pet

About all the fatties who lounge on the couch,
I suppose I can't help it, I'm just an old slouch.

But I really will buy a big dog very soon

But I could become a dog walker and enjoy someone else's mutt
It would help get the pounds off and then I could tut

About all the fatties who lounge on the couch

I don't think I will have any more pets
The neighbour's cats have put me off with their nightly duets

But I could become a dog walker and enjoy someone else's mutt

Its all right for Tiddles he just gets his fix
While I count the change, he covers me with licks

I don’t think I’ll have any more pets

The vet, not the cat, I mean to say
The unpleasant part is when I have to pay

Its all right for Tiddles he just gets his fix

The vet is a young man, who I trust with Tiddles’ care
He's very handsome with lovely black hair.

The vet, not the cat, I mean to say

I pay monthly insurance to cover his bills
It’s very expensive when he is prescribed pills

The vet is a young man, who I trust with Tiddles’ care

The fees are so high, but Tiddles is worth it.
If he became ill he would not deserve it

I pay monthly insurance to cover his bills

It's always very stressful when on a visit to the vet
Mine's there so often that I'm now in debt.

The fees are so high, but Tiddles is worth it.

Cats are territorial and guard their own space
But if I bring out the basket they can disappear without trace

It's always very stressful when on a visit to the vet

They eat his food and then sleep in his bed
So its not our pussy but a stranger instead

Cats are territorial and gaurd their own space

They are so very jealous that I think just one cat is enough
But others use the cat flap and then mine gets in a huff.

They eat his food and then sleep in his bed

With hisses and squeals the fur can fly
Then some Fellaway I would need to buy

They are so very jealous that I think just one cat is enough

A house full of cats is my delight
Even when they quarrel and fight

With hisses and squeals the fur can fly

We dont own cats, they own us for sure
But I love them and just want more.

A house full of cats is my delight

Nothing but the best for my little puss
He comes for a cuddle and loves a fuss

We dont own cats, they own us for sure

He would be so cold without his fur
I’ll knit him a jacket of pure mohair

Nothing but the best for my little puss

I think he will look rather strange
Without all those hairs to re-arrange

He would be so cold without his fur