Versatile Verse 4 please continue

So big and so hairy with a sting that can hurt,
One of them bit me just under my shirt.

I got my revenge, hit it hard with a book

The thought of the spiders does worry me though
So maybe Ill visit where spiders dont grow

So big and so hairy with a sting that can hurt

I fancy a motorhome trip round Australia
I'll buy a hat with corks, some sunnies and other regalia

The thought of the spiders does worry me though

I'll collect every pound til I save a few grand
Then I can visit a far away land.

I fancy a motorhome trip round Australia

Then I'll start saving all over again.
And cutting expenses that are such a drain

I'll collect every pound til I save a few grand

To Rome or Madrid, some place that is sunny
I'll keep moving on till I run out of money.

Then I'll start saving all over again.

I'm saving for a holiday when Covid is over
And waving goodbye to the white cliffs of Dover

To Rome or Madrid, some place that is sunny

Ill be much in demand if my rates are not high
So I can spend some cash and put some by.

I'm saving for a holiday when Covid is over

I can do jobs for my friends and maybe earn some cash
Then maybe put in a hot tub to have a splash

Ill be much in demand if my rates are not high

On plumbers, joiners and handy men cost
So spending on tools will not be lost

I can do jobs for my friends and maybe earn some cash

Then I'm off to the store to buy a tool kit
So I'll tackle DIY and hope to save a bit

On plumbers, joiners and handy men cost

So to my local college I'll have to enrol
I hope to at least learn to unblock the plughole

Then I'm off to the store to buy a tool kit

A DIY course for me seems the best idea
Then I can tackle all these jobs without fear

So to my my local college Ill have to enrol

At all his excuses to postpone the job
Will it help if I wring my hands and sob?

A DIY course for me seems the best idea

Maybe my husband can try and that will keep him busy
So I must not get myself into a tizzy

At all his excuses to postpone the job

The odd job man can come and fit it
But he says he is busy so we must wait a bit

Maybe my husband can try and that will keep him busy

Victory is short, he has sent me packing
While Im there I will order decking

The odd job man can come and fit it

To the garden center Ill go and buy one
No more to say, I guess I’ve won

Victory is short, he has sent me packing

The angler who’s fishing rod has broken
So do not veto me, I have spoken!

To the garden center Ill go and buy one

There are things we need around the home
And I need to replace a garden gnome

The angler who’s fishing rod has broken

Then wait to see what his next move will be
In his vain attempt to set a limit on me

There are things we need around the home

He'll say he lost his card so can he borrow mine
I'll smile politely and say that's fine

Then wait to see what his next move will be

When he sees the cardboard and bubble wrap!
He’ll go mad, he’ll set me a trap

He’ll say he lost his card, so can he borrow mine

Wondering what marvels I've received today
And what on earth my husband will say

When he sees the cardboard and bubble wrap!

Bringing mysterious parcels to leave at my door
I see neighbours nets twitching as they peek out in awe

Wondering what marvels I've received today