Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

My get up and go has all left,
Motivation`s feeling bereft
My sofa`s my friend
To sleep it me sends
And I used to be agile and deft.

But things are improving, it seems

My get up and go has all left,
Motivation's feeling bereft
My sofa's my friend
To sleep it me sends.
Its cradling skills are so deft!

Some exercise is what I need

But things are improving, it seems
I’ve just met the man of my dreams

Some exercise is what I need
Start slowly then pick up some speed

Some exercise is what I need
Start slowly then pick up some speed
Swim swiftly as well

Some exercise is what I need
Start slowly then pick up some speed
Swim swiftly as well
You’ll be doing swell

Some exercise is what I need
Start slowly then pick up some speed
Swim swiftly as well
You’ll be doing swell
And soon be very good indeed!

Practise makes perfect, experts say

Practice makes perfect,experts say
Sometimes I’d rather read or play

Practice makes perfect,experts say
Sometimes I’d rather read or play
My will power's strong

Practice makes perfect,experts say
Sometimes I’d rather read or play
My will power's strong
But doesn’t last long

Practice makes perfect,experts say
Sometimes I’d rather read or play
My will power's strong
But doesn’t last long
I fall into bed, and call it a day

The helicopters were hovering over, last night

Helicopters were hovering over, last night

Helicopters were hovering over, last night
They make such a din when in flight

Helicopters were hovering over, last night
They make such a din when in flight
A search for a thief?

Helicopters were hovering over, last night
They make such a din when in flight
A search for a thief?
Or someone's false teef?

Helicopters were hovering over, last night
They make such a din when in flight
A search for a thief?
Or someone`s false teef?
They will not find them from that height.

They need to fly a bit lower

They need to fly a bit lower
Maybe a little bit slower

They need to fly a bit lower
Maybe a little bit slower
No, no, enough noise!

They need to fly a bit lower
Maybe a little bit slower
No, no, enough noise!
Come on my dear boys

They need to fly a bit lower
Maybe a little bit slower
No no enough noise
Come on my dear boys
Worse than a Sunday lawnmower.

Oh good, now it’s peaceful at last.

Oh good, now it’s peaceful at last
An al fresco fam'ly repast

Oh good, now it's peaceful at last
An al fresco fam'ly repast
The wind in the trees

Oh good now it’s peaceful at last
An alfresco fam’ly repast
The wind in the trees
Some fresh bread and cheese

Oh good now it’s peaceful at last
An alfresco fam’ly repast
The wind in the trees
Some fresh bread and cheese
Oh no! They're returning, too fast!

Some earplugs might get me some peace

Some earplugs might get me some peace
From the search by the sky police