Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

One day, while out on a hike,
I met the green giant on a bike

Love makes us smile and feel happy
And now I so miss my pappy
My memories glow
I did love him so,
This lim'rick is getting too sappy.

One day, while out on a hike,

Love makes us smile and feel happy
And now I so miss my pappy
My memories glow
I did love him so

Love makes us smile and feel happy
And now I so miss my pappy
My memories glow

Love makes us smile and feel happy
And now I so miss my pappy

I can tell you it wasn’t nice
I won’t be taking his advice
He does talk such rot
Brains,he hasn’t got
And he won’t be saying it twice!

Love makes us smile and feel happy

I can tell you it wasn't nice,
I won’t be taking his advice
He does talk such rot
Brains, he hasn’t got

I can tell you it wasn't nice,
I won’t be taking his advice
He does talk such rot

I can tell you it wasn`t nice,
I won’t be taking his advice

When young I could stand on my head
Though it made my face go bright red
Now to squat is tough!
Getting up is rough
Can`t tell you what my hubby said!

I can tell you it wasn`t nice,

When young, I could stand on my head
Though it made my face go bright red
Now to squat is tough!
Getting up is rough

When young, I could stand on my head
Though it made my face go bright red
Now to squat is tough!

When young, I could stand on my head
Though it made my face go bright red

Carl’s doing cartwheels down the street
One handed too, that’s quite a feat.
And now it’s back flips
Careful of the dips
If I tried, I’d land on my seat.

When young, I could stand on my head

Carl’s doing cartwheels down the street
One-handed too, that’s quite a feat!
And now it's back flips
Careful of the dips

Carl’s doing cartwheels down the street
One-handed too, that’s quite a feat!
And now it's back flips

Carl’s doing cartwheels down the street
One-handed too, that’s quite a feat!

My nosy neighbour from next door
Says she knows the cause, and what's more,
She knows who, what, where
Yes, the whole affair
Her curtains twitch, fingers quite sore

Young Carl’s doing cartwheels down the street

My nosy neighbour from next door
Says she knows the cause, and what's more,
She knows who, what, where
Yes, the whole affair

My nosy neighbour from next door
Says she knows the cause, and what’s more,
She knows who, what, where

My nosy neighbour from next door
Says she knows the cause, and what’s more,

Some earplugs might get me some peace
From the search by the sky police
Who are they seeking?
My eyes are peeking
They sound like a honking of geese.

My nosy neighbour from next door

Some earplugs might get me some peace
From the search by the sky police
Who are they seeking?
My eyes are peeking

Scratch that, old age crept in then!

Some earplugs might get me some peace
From the search by the sky police
Who are they seeking?

Some earplugs might get me some peace
From the search by the sky police
I don`t know what they`re looking for