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‘Pearls bring tears’ my mum used to say
And opals are dang’rous that way
But a diamond’s fire
Is what I desire

‘Pearls bring tears’ my mum used to say
And opals are dang’rous that way
But a diamond’s fire

‘Pearls bring tears’ my mum used to say
And opals are dang’rous that way

I'm off to see a pawn broker
He said, "You must be a joker"
"Those pearls are not real"
"They are paste, just feel,"
No point putting them in a locker

‘Pearls bring tears’ my mum used to say

I'm off to see a pawn broker
He said, "You must be a joker"
"Those pearls are not real"
"They are paste, just feel,"

I’m off to see a pawn broker
He said,”You must be a joker”
“Those pearls are not real”

I’m off to see a pawn broker
He said ‘you must be a joker’

This story is too blue my dears
I think we have got to change gears
Pearls clutched in my hand
Real pearls, understand.
They’ve been in my fam’ly for years

I’m off to see a pawn broker

This story is too blue my dears
I think we have got to change gears
Pearls clutched in my hand
Real pearls, understand.

This story is too blue, my dears.
I think we have got to change gears
Pearls clutched in my hand

This story is too blue, my dears.
I think we have got to change gears

The people came from everywhere
By land, sea and even by air
They gazed at his pipe
Wond'ring at the hype
'Twas enough the horses to scare!

This story is too blue, my dears.

The people came from everywhere
By land, sea and even by air
They gazed at his pipe
Wond’ring at the hype

The people came from everywhere
By land, sea and even by air
They gazed at his pipe

The people came from everywhere
By land, by sea and even by air

He got friendly with a sailor
Who blew his horn pipe with vigour
The music was loud
Brought forth a large crowd
It just got bigger and bigger

The people came from everywhere

He got friendly with a sailor
Who blew his hornpipe with vigour
Their music was loud
Brought forth a large crowd

He got friendly with a sailor
Who blew his hornpipe with vigour
Their music was loud

He got friendly with a sailor
Who blew his hornpipe with vigour

He's showing his feminine side
That's not something he needs to hide
Ear piercings, tattoos
And high heeled shoes
For the full op his time he'll bide.

He got friendly with a sailor

He’s showing his feminine side
That’s not something he needs to hide
Ear piercings, tattoos
And high heeled shoes

He’s showing his feminine side
That’s not something he needs to hide
Ear piercings, tattoos

He`s showing his feminine side
That's not something he needs to hide

A handsome man is most pleasing
Lots of women try to seize him
"Ooh, look at that face!"
Alas he wears lace
He will now suffer lots of teasing.

He`s showing his feminine side

A handsome man is most pleasing
Lots of women try to seize him
“Ooh, look at that face!
Elegance and grace”