Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

They need a good old power wash
But how to do it? Oh my gosh!
A powerful jet

They need a good old power wash
But how to do it? Oh my gosh!
A powerful jet

They need a good old power wash
But how to do it? Oh my gosh!

I like the wallowing hippos
Squelching in mud on tippy-toes
They really appeal
They are the big deal
But some people find them gross

They need a good old power wash

I like the wallowing hippos
Squelching in mud on tippy-toes
They really appeal
They are the big deal

I like the wallowing hippos
Squelching in mud on tippy-toes
They really appeal

I like the wallowing hippos.
Squelching in the mud on their tippy toes.
They have a big mouth

I like the wallowing hippos.
Squelching in the mud on their tippy toes.

The parrots taught me some rude words
They're really astonishing birds
The stunning macaw
Has such a strong jaw
And they fly around in big herds

I like the wallowing hippos

The parrots taught me some rude words
They're really astonishing birds
The stunning macaw
Has such a strong jaw

The parrots taught me some rude words
They’re really astonishing birds
The stunning macaw

The parrots taught me some rude words
They’re really astonishing birds

The panda`s the hit of the zoo
With nibbles of tasty bamboo
And they are so cute!
Little one`s a beaut
And mum and dad are quite nice too

The parrots taught me some swear words

The panda's the hit of the zoo
With nibbles of tasty bamboo
And they are so cute!
Little one’s a beaut

The panda's the hit of the zoo
With nibbles of tasty bamboo
And they are so cute!

The panda's the hit of the zoo
With nibbles of tasty bamboo

And next, I shall visit the birds
Tho’ the screeching gets on my nerves
The penguins are fine
Are they out to dine?
Seems we have an excess of words!

The panda's the hit of the zoo

And next, I shall visit the birds
Tho’ the screeching gets on my nerves
The penguins are fine
Are they out to dine?

And next, I shall visit the birds
Tho' the screeching gets on my nerves
The penguins are fine
Queuing up in line

And next, I shall visit the birds
Tho’ the screeching gets on my nerves
The penguins are fine

And next, I shall visit the birds
Tho’ the screeching gets on my nerves

Snakes are next on my agenda
They sunbathe on a veranda
There’s one called Sid
One called Miranda
My fav’rite’s the anaconda

And next, I shall visit the birds

Snakes are next on my agenda.
They sun bathe on a veranda.
There's one called Sid the other called Miranda.

Snakes are next on my agenda
They sun bathe on a veranda

I’m hoping to visit the chimps
Poor Mikey, I notice he limps.
Don’t worry, he’s fine
Though he’s fifty-nine
And just for a treat, he likes shrimps!

Snakes are next on my agenda