Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

I need me a man who is true
And who is honest through and through
Few exist like that
Play with a straight bat

I need me a man who is true
And who is honest through and through
Few exist like that

I need me a man who is true
And who is honest through and through

They say money`s not everything
As long as we`re happy and sing
We`re warm, fed and dry
All in all, we get by
It`s better than having a fling

I need me a man who is true

They say money's not everything
As long as we're happy and sing
We're warm, fed and dry
All in all, we get by

They say money's not everything
As long as we're happy and sing
We're warm, fed and dry

They say money`s not everything
As long as we're happy and sing

That lady hopes money will flow
It`s money, not love, makes her glow
That`s not the right way
At least, so they say
To satisfy and keep your beau

They say money`s not everything

That lady hopes money will flow
It’s money,not love,makes her glow
That’s not the right way
At least, so they say

That lady hopes money will flow
It’s money,not love,makes her glow
That’s not the right way

That lady hopes money will flow
It’s money,not love,makes her glow

But one lady, drowning for real
Was ever so glad of his zeal
They married last week
She gave him a peek
Of a very smart business deal.

That lady hopes money will flow

But one lady, drowning for real
Was ever so glad of his zeal
They married last week
She gave him a peek

But one lady, drowning for real
Was ever so glad of his zeal
They married last week

But one lady, drowning for real
Was ever so glad of his zeal

There is a young handsome lifeguard
The women, they gave him their ‘card’
Pretending to drown
But he is no clown
Says, “Keep doing that, you’ll be barred!”

But one lady, drowning for real

There is a young handsome lifeguard
The women, they gave him their ‘card’
Pretending to drown
But he is no clown

There is a young handsome lifeguard
The women, they gave him their ‘card’
Pretending to drown

There is a young handsome lifeguard
The women, they gave him their ‘card’

The children will soon finish school
Cars will be in line at the pool
Better by the sea
Fresh air and breezy
With loads of paddling to keep cool.

There is a young handsome lifeguard

The children will soon finish school
Cars will be in line at the pool
Better by the sea
Fresh air and breezy

The children will soon finish school
Cars will be in line at the pool
Better by the sea

The children will soon finish school
Cars will be in line, at the pool,

Or should we all go to the hills
With views all around us, the thrills
Of vast open space
The breeze on our face
Among groves and cool falling rills

The children will soon finish school

Or should we all go to the hills
With views all around us, the thrills
Of vast open space
The breeze on our face