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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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crazyH Thu 10-Jun-21 23:26:13

My fake hanging basket looks good
It`s the brightest one in the `hood`
No need to water
Not like my daughter
Who constantly comes o’er for food.

She brings her friend, greedy Greta

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Juliet27 Fri 11-Jun-21 07:42:10

She brings her friend, greedy Greta
They drink my wine by the litre

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crazyH Fri 11-Jun-21 09:20:32

She brings her friend, greedy Greta
They drink my wine by the litre
My fund’s running low

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henetha Fri 11-Jun-21 11:43:29

She brings her friend, greedy Greta
They drink my wine by the litre
My fund’s running low
I wish they would go

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 11-Jun-21 15:58:08

She brings her friend, greedy Greta
They drink my wine by the litre
My fund's running low
I wish they would go
They're taken home by pal Peter.

An all-in wrestler called Bobby

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crazyH Fri 11-Jun-21 17:09:09

An all-in wrestler called Bobby
Asked me if I had a hobby

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Juliet27 Sat 12-Jun-21 12:20:17

An all-in wrestler called Bobby
Asked me if I had a hobby
I told him I knit

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Jangran99 Sat 12-Jun-21 12:28:50

An all-in wrestler called Bobby
Asked me if I had a hobby
I told him I knit
But as he’s so fit

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crazyH Sat 12-Jun-21 17:35:37

An all-in wrestler called Bobby
Asked me if I had a hobby
I told him I knit
But as he’s so fit
He sneered “no wonder Mr Blobby”

That’s not very nice, I muttered

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Hellogirl1 Sat 12-Jun-21 18:15:21

That`s not very nice, I muttered
So that`s which side your bread`s buttered

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Juliet27 Sun 13-Jun-21 06:43:03

That`s not very nice, I muttered
So that`s which side your bread`s buttered
‘Your’s - both sides!’ he said

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nanna8 Sun 13-Jun-21 06:59:39

That’s not very nice,I muttered
So that’s which side your bread’s buttered
‘Your’s-both sides!’he said
I glared,wished him dead

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 13-Jun-21 10:18:07

That's not very nice, I muttered
So that's which side your bread's buttered
"Yours - both sides!" he said
I glared at him wished him dead
"Do you want a fight," I stuttered.

I decided to start training

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henetha Sun 13-Jun-21 10:45:57

I decided to start training,
Muscles I need to be gaining

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Hellogirl1 Sun 13-Jun-21 22:34:06

I decided to start training
Muscles I need to be gaining
I`ll hit that punch bag

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Jangran99 Tue 15-Jun-21 23:38:40

I decided to start training
Muscles I need to be gaining
I`ll hit that punch bag
Naysayers I'll gag

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crazyH Tue 15-Jun-21 23:58:23

I decided to start training
Muscles I need to be gaining
I`ll hit that punch bag
Naysayers I'll gag
My determine is not waning

Bought a blue Lycra bodysuit

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henetha Wed 16-Jun-21 11:05:45

Bought a blue Lycra bodysuit
Which fits and I look really cute

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 16-Jun-21 12:35:08

Bought a blue Lycra bodysuit
Which fits and I look really cute
It's just for 'keep fit'

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Jangran99 Wed 16-Jun-21 13:00:24

Bought a blue Lycra bodysuit
Which fits and I look really cute
It's just for 'keep fit'
My gymnastic kit

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crazyH Wed 16-Jun-21 16:11:55

Bought a blue Lycra bodysuit
Which fits and I look really cute
It's just for 'keep fit'
My gymnastic kit
I really am quite a ‘beaut’

Even if I say so myself

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Jun-21 17:10:29

Even if I say so myself
I shall not be left on the shelf

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crazyH Wed 16-Jun-21 17:32:38

Even if I say so myself
I shall not be left on the shelf
There’s suitors in line

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Jangran99 Wed 16-Jun-21 18:19:17

Even if I say so myself
I shall not be left on the shelf
There’s suitors in line
They think me divine

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Hellogirl1 Wed 16-Jun-21 23:24:59

Even if I say so myself
I shall not be left on the shef
There`s suitors in line
They think me divine
They do not know I have no wealth

They think that they will be pampered

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